funny shit here...

[Andy13]

http://www.fstdt.com/

If this offends you just move on to the next thread.. But damn, some of these are really funny (and sad). It’s hard to believe these are real people.

 

[Andy13]

"God has touched people in so many different ways that it is going to frustrate and perplex anyone who tries to put a box around it. I know of some people who were stopped by cops because they got carried away praying in tongues while they were driving and weren't paying full attention to the road."

-antitox

priceless

 

[Andy13]

ewww, another one...

"[Replying to "as far as I know, there isn't such a thing as 'vitamin b17'"]

And yes, B-17 is a classified vitamin.

If you have any problems with B-17 then I'll offer you a challenge. I'll take apricot seeds for 11 months and you take a toxic chemotherapy drug, and we'll see who's the better at the end of it. Or more to the point, we'll see who's alive at the end of it."

FunkyBrother

"HA! You just don't want your RELIGION exposed because then you'd have to admit that God DOES exist. Therefore, you want Evolutionism to be a fact. Bad news. It's not even a valid scientific hypothesis."

GodsSamus,

 

[Andy13]

"Sounds like a case of self defense to me. I don't care if they were throwing water and she was shooting back at them with a pistol. It doesn't matter. Self defense is self defense. If you're being pelted with water balloons those those things can bruise you."

Warlady

!!

 

[bran987]

lol waht the hell is this site?

"Years ago on a family vacation, my son-in-law had a pillow pushed against his face during the night as if in attempt to suffocate him. No one else was in the room. He had to struggle to push the pillow away.

At that time, there is no doubt that he was the member of our family who had the closest walk with the Lord.

Later I found out that the house we were vacationing in was owned by atheists who were also nudists.

There was a presence in the house that did not want a godly young man there."

 

[HiDnGoD]

I cannot fucking believe this. Are these QUOTES from the dark ages? Some of these peeps were definately from the shallow end of the Gene Pool, LMAO.


How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread"

coolstylinstud, Christian Forums [Comments (9)]

 

[Andy13]

YEC, 100 percent!!

I don't see why people want to make the Word of God so difficult. They would rather believe something as complicated as evolution , when creation is so much easier to understand.

Very I'm a die-hard Creationist who happily admits to your so called 'intellectual laziness' and who is -very- proud of it (considering what you meant by that phrase) Isn't it amazing though, according to all of you (or at least the evolutionists that I've talked to in the past) we should all be getting smarter, yet even the most brilliant today don't know how they built the pyramids or stonehedge without our fantasic modern equipment.. they're not even sure how the pyramids were built, period! And yet we're all so very intellectual and smart! Survival of the fittest at work, yes indeedy.

Being ignorant and proud of it.. Right on!

 

[Andy13]

"Male primates don't shave. They never shaved. They do not grow beards. Male humans who never shave grow beards. Therefore humans and primates do not share a common ancestor."

 

[Sub-Zero]

I cannot fucking believe this. Are these QUOTES from the dark ages? Some of these peeps were definately from the shallow end of the Gene Pool, LMAO.


How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys

2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them

3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years

4.how come we cant speak monkey

Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread"

coolstylinstud, Christian Forums [Comments (9)]

LOLOL

hey how come all these oldschoolers are coming out of the woodwork

 

[big_bad_buff]

good questions to be debated

1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
4.how come we cant speak monkey