Funny First Date Stories...

[javaguru]

I met my ex-wife right during finals and we stayed up all night talking. I offered to sleep on the couch and she said no.....we "slept" together on our first date... i made a joke of it...Shelagh was a prude, it took three months to hit it but that's how I am... I enjoyed telling the story about sleeping with her on the first date..loolloollool...

 

[Sub-Zero]

i called her a whore then she fucked me and i got her pregnant

 

[javaguru]

i called her a whore then she fucked me and i got her pregnant

How did it turn out?

 

[Sub-Zero]

good, i have aids and a kid. i tried to give back the aids but apparently once its born your stuck with it

 

[javaguru]

good, i have aids and a kid. i tried to give back the aids but apparently once its born your stuck with it

How much you payin' in child suport.........

 

[LuluDeren]

This one guy just wouldn't shut up about the assassination of ArchDuke Franz Ferdinad, he even had his bloody shirt.

 

[UA_Iron]

Funny first dates? There was a period where I'd go on a date to find out they were a catholic virgin - happened like 3 times.

 

[AAP]

The guy that - despite me fucking him nonstop for hours - couldn't reach orgasm unless I let him wash my hair.

Let's see ya'll beat that.

 

[javaguru]

This one guy just wouldn't shut up about the assassination of ArchDuke Franz Ferdinad, he even had his bloody shirt.

Was the dude's last name Princip? Did he bear an uncanny resemblance to this?

 

[bw1]

The guy that - despite me fucking him nonstop for hours - couldn't reach orgasm unless I let him wash my hair.

Let's see ya'll beat that.

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Fucking going in my sig