FiveFingers Maker Will Pay Millions To Suckers Who Bought Its Shoes

wombtool · May 9, 2014

miplank said:
it's located between my butt cheeks...

Go straight past my balls, you can't miss it.

first he has to avoid sucking cock to get there

redsamurai · May 9, 2014

miplank said:
Go straight past my balls, you can't miss it.

Of course he can miss it, you disappear to the naked eye when viewed from the side.

wombtool · May 9, 2014

redsamurai said:
Of course he can miss it, you disappear to the naked eye when viewed from the side.

You appear to be a woman when viewed from the side with that ponytail

PICK3 · May 9, 2014

wombtool said:
You appear to be a woman when viewed from the side with that ponytail

ololololololololol!

redsamurai · May 9, 2014

wombtool said:
You appear to be a woman when viewed from the side with that ponytail

That would be one cock diesel ass bitch.

miplank · May 9, 2014

redsamurai said:
Of course he can miss it, you disappear to the naked eye when viewed from the side.

no i don't you see my long dick clear as day from the side bro...

u jelly?

redsamurai · May 9, 2014

miplank said:
no i don't you see my long dick clear as day from the side bro...

u jelly?

Maybe I"d be jelly if you didn't just post some illiterate garbage I can't understand. "I don't you see"?...wtf

redsamurai · May 9, 2014

can I cross the border for some real English?

miplank · May 9, 2014

I meant....no i don't disappear from the side. You can see my large penis very clearly.

redsamurai · May 9, 2014

miplank said:
I meant....no i don't disappear from the side. You can see my large penis very clearly.

oh ok, now that sentence structure is correct. It's still an unlikely story but +1 for saying it right this time.