FiveFingers Maker Will Pay Millions To Suckers Who Bought Its Shoes

[wombtool]

it's located between my butt cheeks...




Go straight past my balls, you can't miss it.

first he has to avoid sucking cock to get there

 

[redsamurai]

Go straight past my balls, you can't miss it.

Of course he can miss it, you disappear to the naked eye when viewed from the side.

 

[wombtool]

Of course he can miss it, you disappear to the naked eye when viewed from the side.

You appear to be a woman when viewed from the side with that ponytail

 

[PICK3]

You appear to be a woman when viewed from the side with that ponytail

ololololololololol!

 

[redsamurai]

You appear to be a woman when viewed from the side with that ponytail

That would be one cock diesel ass bitch.

 

[miplank]

Of course he can miss it, you disappear to the naked eye when viewed from the side.

no i don't you see my long dick clear as day from the side bro...



u jelly?

 

[redsamurai]

no i don't you see my long dick clear as day from the side bro...



u jelly?

Maybe I"d be jelly if you didn't just post some illiterate garbage I can't understand. "I don't you see"?...wtf

 

[redsamurai]

can I cross the border for some real English?

 

[miplank]

I meant....no i don't disappear from the side. You can see my large penis very clearly.

 

[redsamurai]

I meant....no i don't disappear from the side. You can see my large penis very clearly.

oh ok, now that sentence structure is correct. It's still an unlikely story but +1 for saying it right this time.