FiveFingers Maker Will Pay Millions To Suckers Who Bought Its Shoes

[mrplunkey]

nobody deserves shit for buying a shoe knowing full well you were a fgt for doing so.



fuck everyone

They'll trick the same bunch of suckers again by coming-up with Vibrams II -- an all-natural, organic, sustainably-produced verion of the original Vibrams.

I've even got their new tag line: "Locally-manufactured fresh from the factory to your feet."

 

[mrplunkey]

Well shit. Rrnchscam just PM'ed me with two questions:

1) Where can I get a pair of these Vibrams II?

2) Do they accept EBT cards as payment?

Damn, that was fast.

 

[PICK3]

Well shit. Rrnchscam just PM'ed me with two questions:

1) Where can I get a pair of these Vibrams II?

2) Do they accept EBT cards as payment?

Damn, that was fast.

ollololololololololol!

 

[gjohnson5]

Sketchers have also had to pay a settlement due to thier claim of "toning" which was scientifically shown to be false. There may be benefit to using these as people squat and deadlift barefoot. Having a completely flat shoe may be good in those instances.

 

[miplank]

Well shit. Rrnchscam just PM'ed me with two questions:

1) Where can I get a pair of these Vibrams II?

2) Do they accept EBT cards as payment?

Damn, that was fast.

That isn't how we do lists around here..I should red the fuck out of you.

 

[mrplunkey]

That isn't how we do lists around here..I should red the fuck out of you.

Well hell. It was 9:42 PM and way past my bedtime.

 

[Strongbow]

This thread fucking sux

Sent from my SCH-I605 using EliteFitness

 

[redsamurai]

I do concede that you've got an extra chromosome on me.

is that the chromosome that allows me to achieve an erection sans the use of illicit and illegal drugs?

 

[redsamurai]

Well hell. It was 9:42 PM and way past my bedtime.

god do you have to well time the sleep meds too? Aside from being a natural cock sucking asshole..is there anything your body does anymore naturally without having to be stimulated by a synthetic chemical?

 

[mrplunkey]

god do you have to well time the sleep meds too? Aside from being a natural cock sucking asshole..is there anything your body does anymore naturally without having to be stimulated by a synthetic chemical?

I go to bed before 9:42 because I do this thing called "work". It provides me with money that I can use for my own purposes, but some of it also goes to fund deadbeats like you.

You know that magical EBT card that you get? Working people like me are the ones who fund that card so you can sit around your mom's basement jerking-off to geigh porn.