First few seconds street fight VS a boxer, need pointers

[Aussie Juga naught]

Re: Re: First few seconds street fight VS a boxer, need pointers

Buddy, I'm a boxer myself, and believe me when I tell you that: you are not going to win. Don't even try. In fact, if you want to save on doctor bills, on doctors that will be trying to fix your jaw, which will be broken, avoid the fight at all costs. The best thing you can do is either avoid the fight, OR become a boxer yourself. I'm just telling all that to you because you internet people are all kindof dear to me because you think the same way I do, and you are after the same thing I am after: strength and size. I like that. To sum it up, all you can do is to try to be enough of a challenge for this boxer bro. Hell, who knows, you might get lucky and break HIS jaw, instead of him breaking yours. ha ha ha. Just get some fighting experience before you face this man. That is my advice.

 

[from zero]

It's been a day.

He's probably dead

Nice advice guys.

LOL, I was thinking the same thing.

tempest, where you at homey?

 

[Big Johnson]

What we have here is a bunch of BULLSHIT.

Forgive me for assuming this guy is a real person, but many of you are talking out your asses and not impressing anyone by trying to sound like you know something.

Do you really think this guy can learn how to counter even a poor boxer by reading all this horse shit?

What if he gets killed, or accidentally kills the boxer? What if he gets HIV? What if he is arrested and charged with attempted murder? Why even take these risks?

If you don't give a fuck about the risks, then go ahead and throw yourself upon the mercy of chance and enjoy the ride. I've learned my lesson.

 

[tempest2003]

the fight went down about 2 and a half weeks ago, the guy didnt even touch me, got outta the car, he got outta his, he came tward me, swung at him, busted him in the side of the head cause he turned, then he ducked and i grabed him put him in a choke hold and took him down to the ground, i win, he aint got shit

 

[supersizeme]

holy

 

[the nature boy]

do what lu kang does. (I forgot the code).

 

[supersizeme]

liu morphs into a dragon and then bites his opponent in half

 

[the nature boy]

liu morphs into a dragon and then bites his opponent in half

that's all the pointers he needs.

let me know how it works.

 

[Silent Method]

the fight went down about 2 and a half weeks ago, the guy didnt even touch me, got outta the car, he got outta his, he came tward me, swung at him, busted him in the side of the head cause he turned, then he ducked and i grabed him put him in a choke hold and took him down to the ground, i win, he aint got shit

LOL It was funny reading this and the different advise, then seeing what went down.

Jolly good show old man!

 

[PolishHammer1977]

get him down and pummel his face with eblows and hammerfists, not much dancing a boxer can do on the ground.....LOL..... been though this before

when?