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DepressiveJuice
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supernav said:
wtf dude arent you from cali? you use a gun on someone who doesnt have a gun and you'll be screwed
wtf dude arent you from cali? you use a gun on someone who doesnt have a gun and you'll be screwed
Big Johnson
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I like this board, and because I like it I'll try and help you out by giving it to you like it is. I, hopefully unlike you, had to learn the hard way, but that doesn't mean I should have or needed to.
First off, get real. Ever heard the term, "keep it real?" Well, ask yourself what the fuck you are doing asking self-defense advice from a bunch of internet logins in the first place, aside from showing how very green your cherry is. You don't know what to do, so you throw it out there and hope you get lucky.
Well, you did. I'm going to tell it to you like it is.
This isn't a duel between gentlemen. If it was, he wouldn't be running his mouth off and you wouldn't have asked for help. The two of you would have already settled it between you, face to face, showing the respect that someone desserving of it himself values.
With your attitude, you need to wise the fuck up or stick to dialing 911 when someone fucks with you. This isn't a ring with a ref, your corners, and security. If the problem was about who fights better, you could move it there.
This guy is running his mouth because he needs to get fucked up real good by someone for it and because he's pretty sure you are just going to bend over long enough for him to get his rocks off. Until he learns (everybody does eventually), he's enjoying all the phony respect he gets doing it. This is the perfect opportunity for you to learn the EASY way what he needs to learn the hard way.
Since its a private issue, YOU need to go and find HIM; preferably when he's alone or outnumbered. Why let him hunt for you? How fucking stupid is this? Think about it. What if he finds you at work, with a girl, or with friends or family?
Find out where he lives or where his girl does, or anywhere he's likely to be alone, post up with two or more big dudes or good friends, and have one of them stand outside the car (the less ghetto of your pals) to watch and talk to people. You can also have one of your girls bring him to you by playing the role. Chicks are so good at this.
When he shows up, have your friend smile and talk with him long enough to draw him close. Have your other friend(s) get out and join the conversation; boxing might be a good topic to discuss, or have your friend address him by name and act like a friend. Don't wait too long before you get out yourself. Don't be shy. You've got him by the balls, now.
Walk right up to his face, look him in the eye, and ask him why he's been running his mouth. Have one or two of your friends walk around the sides and stand behind him as you do this; arm's length. Unless he's got serious heart or is protecting someone else, he'll back down apologizing for the misunderstanding without pushing you back or swinging. If he does attack (he won't) your friends can grab him from behind before he can fuck you up too badly, and you can now choose whether to duct tape his ass to a chair (ankles and knees around two front legs of chair, stomach and chest around back of chair, and wrists behind back with tape running up around neck, mouth, ears, and forhead - head tilted back) or whatever the fuck you want; you could make a citizen's arrest and call the po-pos - you'll have witnesses to his attack and can take photos of his ass tied to the chair for later use.
The possibilities are endless, but try not to break any laws while you deal with him. Hopefully, what shouldn't take more than an hour to accomplish will end it before anyone gets hurt.
Until you can set it up, which shouldn't take more than one day from now, walk with a cane, a chain with a lock on it, or a bag with a glove, ball, a bottle of water, and a wooden bat with handle out the zipper in it too and from your car; a six foot chain with a master lock on the end can brain a fucking cow, so go easy.
90% of the time they just back down or tell it to you like it is without trying anything, the later being what anyone worth a shit would do not pissed or stupid enough to volunteer for a good fucking over. Remember, he's been running HIS mouth about YOU, and if you want to be able to walk and talk like you have a pair or at the very least learn how it feels to do so, you're going to have to earn it.
First off, get real. Ever heard the term, "keep it real?" Well, ask yourself what the fuck you are doing asking self-defense advice from a bunch of internet logins in the first place, aside from showing how very green your cherry is. You don't know what to do, so you throw it out there and hope you get lucky.
Well, you did. I'm going to tell it to you like it is.
This isn't a duel between gentlemen. If it was, he wouldn't be running his mouth off and you wouldn't have asked for help. The two of you would have already settled it between you, face to face, showing the respect that someone desserving of it himself values.
With your attitude, you need to wise the fuck up or stick to dialing 911 when someone fucks with you. This isn't a ring with a ref, your corners, and security. If the problem was about who fights better, you could move it there.
This guy is running his mouth because he needs to get fucked up real good by someone for it and because he's pretty sure you are just going to bend over long enough for him to get his rocks off. Until he learns (everybody does eventually), he's enjoying all the phony respect he gets doing it. This is the perfect opportunity for you to learn the EASY way what he needs to learn the hard way.
Since its a private issue, YOU need to go and find HIM; preferably when he's alone or outnumbered. Why let him hunt for you? How fucking stupid is this? Think about it. What if he finds you at work, with a girl, or with friends or family?
Find out where he lives or where his girl does, or anywhere he's likely to be alone, post up with two or more big dudes or good friends, and have one of them stand outside the car (the less ghetto of your pals) to watch and talk to people. You can also have one of your girls bring him to you by playing the role. Chicks are so good at this.
When he shows up, have your friend smile and talk with him long enough to draw him close. Have your other friend(s) get out and join the conversation; boxing might be a good topic to discuss, or have your friend address him by name and act like a friend. Don't wait too long before you get out yourself. Don't be shy. You've got him by the balls, now.
Walk right up to his face, look him in the eye, and ask him why he's been running his mouth. Have one or two of your friends walk around the sides and stand behind him as you do this; arm's length. Unless he's got serious heart or is protecting someone else, he'll back down apologizing for the misunderstanding without pushing you back or swinging. If he does attack (he won't) your friends can grab him from behind before he can fuck you up too badly, and you can now choose whether to duct tape his ass to a chair (ankles and knees around two front legs of chair, stomach and chest around back of chair, and wrists behind back with tape running up around neck, mouth, ears, and forhead - head tilted back) or whatever the fuck you want; you could make a citizen's arrest and call the po-pos - you'll have witnesses to his attack and can take photos of his ass tied to the chair for later use.
The possibilities are endless, but try not to break any laws while you deal with him. Hopefully, what shouldn't take more than an hour to accomplish will end it before anyone gets hurt.
Until you can set it up, which shouldn't take more than one day from now, walk with a cane, a chain with a lock on it, or a bag with a glove, ball, a bottle of water, and a wooden bat with handle out the zipper in it too and from your car; a six foot chain with a master lock on the end can brain a fucking cow, so go easy.
90% of the time they just back down or tell it to you like it is without trying anything, the later being what anyone worth a shit would do not pissed or stupid enough to volunteer for a good fucking over. Remember, he's been running HIS mouth about YOU, and if you want to be able to walk and talk like you have a pair or at the very least learn how it feels to do so, you're going to have to earn it.
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True, but the next day it does. I don’t know what hurts more. The face or the hand that hit it. The next day my face hurts but my hands look like I am wearing mittens.
You hurt his pride by tapping his ex GF. That’s why he is so pissed and it’s probably eating him up inside. The only way he can sleep is knowing that he is better then you. To prove this he has to beat you down. I think that even if you do kick his ass it will still not end it.
Is there any way that you can turn the tables on this to make it appear that him fighting you will just make him look that much more like a loser? This may cause him to drop it.
I am just saying that you should avoid this at all cost. You can win and you can lose. Why bother with the gamble because you are going to hurt the same either way the next day.
Go to the police. They will most likely blow you off. Don’t let it end there. If you are blown off then get the police officers name and the desk sergeant’s name working that night. Time, date, and additional information. Depending on what state you live in you can now document it and have on record that you went there and was ignored.
Remember that the winner is the one who is always arrested.
Ok bro this is something i know about.I have had 8 yrs of intense hand to hand combat training. Example if I were to box a navy boxer he would chop me down like a cherry tree in 10 seconds or less.If it is a fight to win no rules i finish him in less then 5 seconds.Expect him to not posture at all.In other words expect the unexpected....he will crack you whithout even looking at you.If the fight is unavoidable.....you need to make the first move....plan your take down tradegy in advance so it comes automatically finish him on the ground.Know before hand how you intend to disable your opponent simultaneously upon getting him down.NO WRESTLING....take down and disable....DONE!
Big Johnson
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Keep it real, bro. Claws, fangs, fists, and guns may be weapons, but the mind is the greatest weapon you will ever possess if you learn how to use it.
Using your mind the right way means you don't fool yourself into believing you are prepared to fight a fighter after reading what a bunch of amateur fighters, at best, waste time typing here.
Using your mind the right way means you don't fool yourself into believing you are prepared to fight a fighter after reading what a bunch of amateur fighters, at best, waste time typing here.
If he is right handed he will lead with his left leg when he comes at you. When he comes toward you take a couple steps backward
to bait him in, then stand your ground and when he gets close enough use the bottom of your foot and kick him in the knee (It doesn't take much pressure to hyperextend a knee joint)
He will try to protect his knee and when he does hit him with an uppercut from HELL! Then try to get your hands on him, with your weight advantage you will win.
Boxers can be deadly, and they will make you look like a fool, don't go crazy... keep a cool head.
Tjimmy
to bait him in, then stand your ground and when he gets close enough use the bottom of your foot and kick him in the knee (It doesn't take much pressure to hyperextend a knee joint)
He will try to protect his knee and when he does hit him with an uppercut from HELL! Then try to get your hands on him, with your weight advantage you will win.
Boxers can be deadly, and they will make you look like a fool, don't go crazy... keep a cool head.
Tjimmy
PolishHammer1977
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reread my advice
I speak from EXPERIENCE
I speak from EXPERIENCE
just take the ass whippin and get it over with, let the worst happen and see how much you can take, everyone has to be tested in life, and imo it is a bigger test of character if you can take a punch rather than throw one. No matter what just keep telling him more until he just thinks you are a crazy fuck....then you can get up and go home knowing that you had the balls to do what not many could have done. I think that pride and fear of embarrasment get in the way of most peoples natural ability and instinct to fight. Get rid of it now, and you'll never be scared of it again. The problem with so many guys is that they all want to fight and be the toughguy, but none of them want to lose....fuck it happens, no matter how badass you are.
TC2 said:
WRONG...If you knew anything about the skill of boxing,you would retract that statement.Anyone who has ever boxed would not dispute the fact that LEVERAGE and punching power are created by planting your feet,hip rotation,shoulder snap...All requirements of a standing base.I boxed for many years as well,and also TAUGHT the sport.You could not be more wrong in your statements.
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