Every Woman Wants a Penis....

[Testosterone boy]

You mean your penis doesn't vibrate?





Oh the HORROR!

Tell you what...I'll loan it to you. If you can make it vibrate, you can have it for a while.

 

[Puddles]

PENIS ENVY!

C-ditty

While I adore the penis, I'm much happier that I'm a woman and that I have a vagina. There are so many more ways that we can receive pleasure and achieve different kinds of orgasms easilly. Hell...some women can achieve orgasms from nipple stimulation alone. And...orgasms...we can do it OVER AND OVER again without going limp or needing recovery time.

Penis envy...I think not! Penis love...YES!

 

[Citruscide]

While I adore the penis, I'm much happier that I'm a woman and that I have a vagina. There are so many more ways that we can receive pleasure and achieve different kinds of orgasms easilly. Hell...some women can achieve orgasms from nipple stimulation alone. And...orgasms...we can do it OVER AND OVER again without going limp or needing recovery time.

Penis envy...I think not! Penis love...YES!

Call it what you want to.....

Who goes limp?????

C-ditty

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Lubed Zucchini!

 

[Puddles]

Who goes limp?????

C-ditty

Men. No erection = no intercourse. There's a medication to help prevent this though, it's called viagra.

 

[Testosterone boy]

While I adore the penis, I'm much happier that I'm a woman and that I have a vagina. There are so many more ways that we can receive pleasure and achieve different kinds of orgasms easilly. Hell...some women can achieve orgasms from nipple stimulation alone. And...orgasms...we can do it OVER AND OVER again without going limp or needing recovery time.

Penis envy...I think not! Penis love...YES!

FACT:

Avg. man has over 5000 orgasms in their life.

Avg. woman is fair to middling at faking them.

 

[Puddles]

FACT:

Avg. man has over 5000 orgasms in their life from jerking it.

Avg. woman is fair to middling at faking them due to the man's ineptness and lack of sensitivity in giving her pleasure.

Interesting statistics.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Interesting statistics.

You seem to think that men exist to give you pleasure. Fact is we sometimes prefer not having to worry about a partner with her various problems and issues.

 

[Puddles]

You seem to think that men exist to give you pleasure. Fact is we sometimes prefer not having to worry about a partner with her various problems and issues.

You don't know how I think. I was poking fun at your "FACT" comments.

How I think...here's an example. Yesterday was Vallentine's day. My husband is stuck at home sick with the flu. It's also our 19th anniversary. And I'm cramping bad from that time of the month. I went out and got him delicious bannana nut pancakes for breakfast. Cooked him homemade chicken soup. Got him different kinds of cough drops and meds. Gave him two blow jobs. I did the laundry. And I'm also sick. I didn't ask for or expect a single thing. Everything I did for him was done out of love. I feel awful that he's so sick and I will do anything I can to make his sick days better.

So...get off your woman hating high horse already. Your negativity really sucks big moose dick.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

You don't know how I think. I was poking fun at your "FACT" comments.

How I think...here's an example. Yesterday was Vallentine's day. My husband is stuck at home sick with the flu. It's also our 19th anniversary. And I'm cramping bad from that time of the month. I went out and got him delicious bannana nut pancakes for breakfast. Cooked him homemade chicken soup. Got him different kinds of cough drops and meds. Gave him two blow jobs. I did the laundry. And I'm also sick. I didn't ask for or expect a single thing. Everything I did for him was done out of love. I feel awful that he's so sick and I will do anything I can to make his sick days better.

So...get off your woman hating high horse already. Your negativity really sucks big moose dick.