Dream Wrestling Matches

[gymtime]

Found it from a bio:

"Patera's life took a fateful turn on April 6, 1984, when he and fellow AWA "heel" Mr Saito threw a thirty pound boulder through the window of a McDonald's in Waukesha, Wisconsin when they were refused service after hours. Later that night they brawled with police who were sent to arrest them. Sixteen months later, Patera and Saito were found guilty of battery on a peace officer and sentenced to two years in prison."

I don't know of too many 30lbs "boulders," but I'm sure the McDonalds staff were impressed.

 

[TheProject]

Oh yeah... he looks TERRIBLE... don't know why he can't give it up. Wears a damn t-shirt under his wrestling singlet... what an ass.

I admire what he USED TO DO.. but COME ON...

Hmm...ya take the name away, and that description could be used for Hogan too...except for the t-shirt.

How ya doing Val?

 

[Big Brother Val]

Found it from a bio:

"Patera's life took a fateful turn on April 6, 1984, when he and fellow AWA "heel" Mr Saito threw a thirty pound boulder through the window of a McDonald's in Waukesha, Wisconsin when they were refused service after hours. Later that night they brawled with police who were sent to arrest them. Sixteen months later, Patera and Saito were found guilty of battery on a peace officer and sentenced to two years in prison."

I don't know of too many 30lbs "boulders," but I'm sure the McDonalds staff were impressed.

Wow. Maybe it was a big rock McDonald's had for decoration or something. You can't find 30 lb boulders at the supermarket.

In any case... that's a real fucked up reason to go to prison.

"I WANT MY FUCKING QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE!"

Buncha losers.

 

[The Shadow]

Saw Dusty and Dustin Rhodes, Bob Armstrong and Scotty Riggs do a tag mtach a month ago. Dusty is so out of shape that he gives the elbow and then tapps on the guy's shoulder for him to get back up. No shit.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Hmm...ya take the name away, and that description could be used for Hogan too...except for the t-shirt.

How ya doing Val?

QUICK PROJECT!

Look directly at the picture below... open up your heart, and feel the glory of the Hogan.

You still have a chance to be saved!

LET ME HELP YOU!!

 

[Big Brother Val]

Saw Dusty and Dustin Rhodes, Bob Armstrong and Scotty Riggs do a tag mtach a month ago. Dusty is so out of shape that he gives the elbow and then tapps on the guy's shoulder for him to get back up. No shit.

Dusty Rhodes has always been, and will always be just a fat tub of shit. He can't wrestle worth a camel's shithole...

But when you have to tap the fucker for him to get up... you should be hung in public... that is, if they could find a rope that could hold his fat ass.


"Dis iz bidneth... an' thweet Thaphire iz down wit da Dream, baby."

 

[The Shadow]

Dusty Rhodes has always been, and will always be just a fat tub of shit. He can't wrestle worth a camel's shithole...

But when you have to tap the fucker for him to get up... you should be hung in public... that is, if they could find a rope that could hold his fat ass.


"Dis iz bidneth... an' thweet Thaphire iz down wit da Dream, baby."

It was REALLY bad. He spent most of the match pulling his pants up.

I met Daphne though. Killer body. She is married to the guitarist in Fozy btw.

 

[Big Brother Val]

It was REALLY bad. He spent most of the match pulling his pants up.

I met Daphne though. Killer body. She is married to the guitarist in Fozy btw.

What is it with hot chicks, and guys in a band anyway?

 

[The Shadow]

What is it with hot chicks, and guys in a band anyway?

Beats me man - Rich is like 5'9" maybe 165 pounds long blonde hair.

Jerico's wife is hot as hell, too.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Beats me man - Rich is like 5'9" maybe 165 pounds long blonde hair.

Jerico's wife is hot as hell, too.

Good hell... At least Jericho is SOMEWHAT muscular... and he wrestles professionally which is a plus..

I just figure you'd see more really hot chicks, with really buff guys... but I guess that'd just make too much sense.