Does anyone else black out completly from drinking jager

[deco]

but retain just enaugh energy to do whole lot of stupid shit, pass out and not remember one thing in the morning?

Last saturday I had another night of complete black out situation going on. That said, I'm not proud of it at all and trying to change it but here's summary of the night.

I was at my gfs place without too much of anything good going on, so me and some buddies decided to hit a few bars in the university area which usually just means heavy drinking and god knows what happens thereafter. All the girlfriends in this year probobly know that already and so they have to throw up an act.
She decides to threaten to spray me down with a full water bottle she was holding, so I hit it and it spills everywhere. Then she steals my keys which I obviously got back after wrestling her weak ass down and I told her I'm leaving. She say's "go, that's all your good at anyway" which I found pretty funny for some reason. Anyway, I don't like my nights to start out sour and complicated which I thought I would mention.
So the true story starts here pretty much. It was a cheap double shots of jager night at the bar and we all got tanked. By the end of the night, one guy walked home by himself who lives pretty far aaway. Two other dudes I was with were probobly even more fucked up then me so I don't even know what happened to them. I was solo out there, well except these 2 girls that I met in there. One of the girls went to my HS and she pretty much unloaded her whole life story on me starting with who she lost her virginity to and finish up even more exting news of how her grandma died. Usually this is pretty good time to go in for a kill and say whatever it takes to have her adult self, consensually gift her pussy to me for the remainder of that night as bikinimom would say. In either case, I wasn't in the mood nor in condition to perform, and even more importantly I would much rather do her friend who's name I couldnt pronounce for shit (It's Alessandra, not hard I know). So I had no bad intentions here as I was pretty content with having a chill night.
So this is about a minute away from a point where I had to ask everyone what the hell happened to me and my belongings the night before and why my pockets were full of gravel instead of the usual car keys, cellphone and a wallet, wait and my car is nowhere to be found. I remember NOTHING at all after we stepped outta that bar except the part where the girl said she lost her keys so we would have to walk back home, which is not bad cause we're both abotu 5-10 min walk away.
So here's what really happened. I decided to drive my car, after which they tried to get me to pass out at their house but that didn't happen and I left. I apperntly park my car by the school stadium and walked a mile or two to get some food from a groccery store. I end up showing up to my girlfriends house with a bucket of baked chicken legs and breasts. Apperntly, I came there with some chicks and we were all yelling and screaming. This is emberassing, seriously I felt bad. But it's not over yet, I apperntly decide to go get my car back but given the fact that i couldnt reason at that point I didnt get far. Before I actually got the chance to leave, my girlfriend decided to lock us both in again (I really don't like being locked anywhere to be honest) and she throws her keys out the window. So apperntly I was threating to break her garbage can if she didn't open the door, even when she couldnt. Somehow, I didnt break the door down which I have done in the past, once again under the infleuence of jager. Anyway, her roomates ended up unlocking the door cause we were noisy obviously. I run away, and wake up at my old friends frat house who told me I was telling the guy that opened the door that I would beat his ass if he didnt let me in. Anyway, Im still not sure whats up with all the gravel or if anything happened before I ended up passing out at his house but connecting all these together and especially finding my car in the morning was awfully hard. Took me and my girlfriend a good hour or so before I found that damn thing.

, walking there with some grils apperntly and being loud
So here's the summary. I wake up in the morning

 

[justinjones1963]

I black out all of the time..jager or not...alcohol loves making me black out.

 

[Spartacus]

heh

 

[GoldenDelicious]

maybe you were oing to romantically throw gravel at your buddies window to let you in, so you could call him Rapunzel and have mansecks

 

[theprofessor]

jager fuckin' rules...

 

[patsfan1379]

things like this make life worth living my friend.

 

[Spartacus]

Usually this is pretty good time to go in for a kill and say whatever it takes to have her adult self, consensually gift her pussy to me for the remainder of that night as bikinimom would say.

 

[patsfan1379]

lorfmoa

 

[deco]

well I had to go before I finished writing but few more things that are worth to note are, University cops here suck, on top of that they are everywhere especially at this time of the year. They are literally on every street, esepcailly the main street with all the bars and also on the greek row, which is where I spent most of my time driving apperntly. On top of this, they just love to bust everyones balls. Shit yesterday while I was dropping off a girl friend from my class, I parked my car for about 5 min with the engine runing and during that time I had 3-4 cops cruise by with each one staring me down like I murdered someone, while one of them decides to come back and roll his window down trying to say something to me. Bitch, I'm not doing anything illegal and you can fuck yourself. So I didn't even open the window cause it was ridiculous and I hope he felt completly like a douche when he was making a fool outta himself. Cockblockin male monkey bitches.
Anyway, the point is that they obviously missed their chance to shine as I would have blown a record high a week earlier. So few things that I left out at the end were my car keys which I found in my car door, this is probobly the first or second time that I have tried to lock my car manually within past 3 years. Anyway, it was parked perfectly near the stadium in a parking lot that's abut as big as 5 football fields, with my car being one of the 10 or so car parked there. My wallet was at the groccery store and my phone was in the car. I got pretty lucky that night basically.
Why I was wondering is that under any other alcohol. Usually towards the end I get slugish start slurring my words and pass out at the end. Also I may do a stupid thing or two but never drive blacked out. Last time I got really fucked up off jager was durng the new years where I apperntly took my friends door down cause he locked himself in and passed out with everyones tickets to some club that we were going to. I used my right foot to hammer out a perfectly large enaugh hole for someone to crawl in and get the tickets. While I didn't remember doing this in the morning and tried to deny it, the evidence against me was pretty solid as my shoe was close to destroyed. Anyway, I suffered a loss of a good watch and some cash but nothing too big. I remembered some fragments of it during that week and it wasn't all too bad, except that I took cab with this bitch that we know but woke up in my bed alone. I don't even know the details but I'm sure it wasn't too bad since we still kick it every now and then. So like I said, the only time this type of shit happens is when I drink jagermaister, maybe its just a coinsidence, I don't know. Fun times.