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but retain just enaugh energy to do whole lot of stupid shit, pass out and not remember one thing in the morning?
Last saturday I had another night of complete black out situation going on. That said, I'm not proud of it at all and trying to change it but here's summary of the night.
I was at my gfs place without too much of anything good going on, so me and some buddies decided to hit a few bars in the university area which usually just means heavy drinking and god knows what happens thereafter. All the girlfriends in this year probobly know that already and so they have to throw up an act.
She decides to threaten to spray me down with a full water bottle she was holding, so I hit it and it spills everywhere. Then she steals my keys which I obviously got back after wrestling her weak ass down and I told her I'm leaving. She say's "go, that's all your good at anyway" which I found pretty funny for some reason. Anyway, I don't like my nights to start out sour and complicated which I thought I would mention.
So the true story starts here pretty much. It was a cheap double shots of jager night at the bar and we all got tanked. By the end of the night, one guy walked home by himself who lives pretty far aaway. Two other dudes I was with were probobly even more fucked up then me so I don't even know what happened to them. I was solo out there, well except these 2 girls that I met in there. One of the girls went to my HS and she pretty much unloaded her whole life story on me starting with who she lost her virginity to and finish up even more exting news of how her grandma died. Usually this is pretty good time to go in for a kill and say whatever it takes to have her adult self, consensually gift her pussy to me for the remainder of that night as bikinimom would say. In either case, I wasn't in the mood nor in condition to perform, and even more importantly I would much rather do her friend who's name I couldnt pronounce for shit (It's Alessandra, not hard I know). So I had no bad intentions here as I was pretty content with having a chill night.
So this is about a minute away from a point where I had to ask everyone what the hell happened to me and my belongings the night before and why my pockets were full of gravel instead of the usual car keys, cellphone and a wallet, wait and my car is nowhere to be found. I remember NOTHING at all after we stepped outta that bar except the part where the girl said she lost her keys so we would have to walk back home, which is not bad cause we're both abotu 5-10 min walk away.
So here's what really happened. I decided to drive my car, after which they tried to get me to pass out at their house but that didn't happen and I left. I apperntly park my car by the school stadium and walked a mile or two to get some food from a groccery store. I end up showing up to my girlfriends house with a bucket of baked chicken legs and breasts. Apperntly, I came there with some chicks and we were all yelling and screaming. This is emberassing, seriously I felt bad. But it's not over yet, I apperntly decide to go get my car back but given the fact that i couldnt reason at that point I didnt get far. Before I actually got the chance to leave, my girlfriend decided to lock us both in again (I really don't like being locked anywhere to be honest) and she throws her keys out the window. So apperntly I was threating to break her garbage can if she didn't open the door, even when she couldnt. Somehow, I didnt break the door down which I have done in the past, once again under the infleuence of jager. Anyway, her roomates ended up unlocking the door cause we were noisy obviously. I run away, and wake up at my old friends frat house who told me I was telling the guy that opened the door that I would beat his ass if he didnt let me in. Anyway, Im still not sure whats up with all the gravel or if anything happened before I ended up passing out at his house but connecting all these together and especially finding my car in the morning was awfully hard. Took me and my girlfriend a good hour or so before I found that damn thing.
, walking there with some grils apperntly and being loud
So here's the summary. I wake up in the morning
Last saturday I had another night of complete black out situation going on. That said, I'm not proud of it at all and trying to change it but here's summary of the night.
I was at my gfs place without too much of anything good going on, so me and some buddies decided to hit a few bars in the university area which usually just means heavy drinking and god knows what happens thereafter. All the girlfriends in this year probobly know that already and so they have to throw up an act.
She decides to threaten to spray me down with a full water bottle she was holding, so I hit it and it spills everywhere. Then she steals my keys which I obviously got back after wrestling her weak ass down and I told her I'm leaving. She say's "go, that's all your good at anyway" which I found pretty funny for some reason. Anyway, I don't like my nights to start out sour and complicated which I thought I would mention.
So the true story starts here pretty much. It was a cheap double shots of jager night at the bar and we all got tanked. By the end of the night, one guy walked home by himself who lives pretty far aaway. Two other dudes I was with were probobly even more fucked up then me so I don't even know what happened to them. I was solo out there, well except these 2 girls that I met in there. One of the girls went to my HS and she pretty much unloaded her whole life story on me starting with who she lost her virginity to and finish up even more exting news of how her grandma died. Usually this is pretty good time to go in for a kill and say whatever it takes to have her adult self, consensually gift her pussy to me for the remainder of that night as bikinimom would say. In either case, I wasn't in the mood nor in condition to perform, and even more importantly I would much rather do her friend who's name I couldnt pronounce for shit (It's Alessandra, not hard I know). So I had no bad intentions here as I was pretty content with having a chill night.
So this is about a minute away from a point where I had to ask everyone what the hell happened to me and my belongings the night before and why my pockets were full of gravel instead of the usual car keys, cellphone and a wallet, wait and my car is nowhere to be found. I remember NOTHING at all after we stepped outta that bar except the part where the girl said she lost her keys so we would have to walk back home, which is not bad cause we're both abotu 5-10 min walk away.
So here's what really happened. I decided to drive my car, after which they tried to get me to pass out at their house but that didn't happen and I left. I apperntly park my car by the school stadium and walked a mile or two to get some food from a groccery store. I end up showing up to my girlfriends house with a bucket of baked chicken legs and breasts. Apperntly, I came there with some chicks and we were all yelling and screaming. This is emberassing, seriously I felt bad. But it's not over yet, I apperntly decide to go get my car back but given the fact that i couldnt reason at that point I didnt get far. Before I actually got the chance to leave, my girlfriend decided to lock us both in again (I really don't like being locked anywhere to be honest) and she throws her keys out the window. So apperntly I was threating to break her garbage can if she didn't open the door, even when she couldnt. Somehow, I didnt break the door down which I have done in the past, once again under the infleuence of jager. Anyway, her roomates ended up unlocking the door cause we were noisy obviously. I run away, and wake up at my old friends frat house who told me I was telling the guy that opened the door that I would beat his ass if he didnt let me in. Anyway, Im still not sure whats up with all the gravel or if anything happened before I ended up passing out at his house but connecting all these together and especially finding my car in the morning was awfully hard. Took me and my girlfriend a good hour or so before I found that damn thing.
, walking there with some grils apperntly and being loud
So here's the summary. I wake up in the morning