Do you ever analyze the sexual act?

[biteme]

When I do this, it tends to ruin it for me. Break it down to what it actually is. Pretty fucking nasty and very risky. I hate being an animal.

 

[PoyeBoy]

and sometimes
I forgive
and this time
I'll admit, that I miss you, miss you
hey dad

 

[jerkbox]

it's kinda silly really....

but women are so beautiful....I could just look at them, and it might be enough.

 

[PoyeBoy]

it's kinda silly really....

but women are so beautiful....I could just look at them, and it might be enough.

what is your aglimert trying to do?

 

[Ashamed]

I didn't orgasm for 2 years once. I totally broke it down to what it is.

 

[jerkbox]

what is your aglimert trying to do?

i'm pulling my tooth you assknob

 

[biteme]

There's this girl I work that I was thinking about making a move on. Until the other day when I smelled her breath, I have lost all desire for her now. She may have just had a bad day, but I'll never get that smell out of my head. You just never know what you're going to get.

 

[PoyeBoy]

i'm pulling my tooth you assknob

why does your tooth look similar to a digital camera? you might wanna get that shit checked out

seriously mang, I had a friend once.....

 

[jerkbox]

I had a friend once.....

now i know you're lying

 

[jerkbox]

There's this girl I work that I was thinking about making a move on. Until the other day when I smelled her breath, I have lost all desire for her now. She may have just had a bad day, but I'll never get that smell out of my head. You just never know what you're going to get.

ehh...just give her a mint...could be a good ice breaker.
or better yet, get some of that icebreakers gum, and she might get 2 implied messages - that her breath stinks, and that you are trying to break the ice.

damn i'm smooth