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Do you ever analyze the sexual act?

biteme

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When I do this, it tends to ruin it for me. Break it down to what it actually is. Pretty fucking nasty and very risky. I hate being an animal.
 
it's kinda silly really....

but women are so beautiful....I could just look at them, and it might be enough.
 
I didn't orgasm for 2 years once. I totally broke it down to what it is.
 
There's this girl I work that I was thinking about making a move on. Until the other day when I smelled her breath, I have lost all desire for her now. She may have just had a bad day, but I'll never get that smell out of my head. You just never know what you're going to get.
 
jerkbox said:


i'm pulling my tooth you assknob
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why does your tooth look similar to a digital camera? you might wanna get that shit checked out

seriously mang, I had a friend once.....
 
biteme said:
There's this girl I work that I was thinking about making a move on. Until the other day when I smelled her breath, I have lost all desire for her now. She may have just had a bad day, but I'll never get that smell out of my head. You just never know what you're going to get.
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ehh...just give her a mint...could be a good ice breaker.
or better yet, get some of that icebreakers gum, and she might get 2 implied messages - that her breath stinks, and that you are trying to break the ice.

damn i'm smooth
 
biteme said:
There's this girl I work that I was thinking about making a move on. Until the other day when I smelled her breath, I have lost all desire for her now. She may have just had a bad day, but I'll never get that smell out of my head. You just never know what you're going to get.
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does she have alot of shit for lunch?
 
jerkbox said:


ehh...just give her a mint...could be a good ice breaker.
or better yet, get some of that icebreakers gum, and she might get 2 implied messages - that her breath stinks, and that you are trying to break the ice.

damn i'm smooth
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It would have taken more than gum to kill that breath. Maybe a mouthwash with gasoline for a few minutes.
 
vinylgroover I said:


does she have alot of shit for lunch?
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LOL. I think she uses that new brand of toothpaste called Shitpaste.
 
I've often wondered how horney a male black widow spider is to say fuck it off with my head. That is realy the only analysis of sex I've ever done. Beyond this basic pondering its been all visiral for me.
 
jerkbox said:
it's kinda silly really....

but women are so beautiful....I could just look at them, and it might be enough.
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Its fuckin ridiculous.
If aliens came down and saw it they would be dumbfounded.
So much effort and time put into thinking about it/trying to get it/doing it.

However, I love sticking my stick in a broads hole.
 
Yep you can pray to whatever religion you want, have whatever morals you want, dress in the finest designer clothes, have plastic surgery to feel better about yourself, but nothing will ever chance the fact that underneath the whole facade you are just a meatbag.
 
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