Do you ever analyze the sexual act?

[vinylgroover I]

There's this girl I work that I was thinking about making a move on. Until the other day when I smelled her breath, I have lost all desire for her now. She may have just had a bad day, but I'll never get that smell out of my head. You just never know what you're going to get.

does she have alot of shit for lunch?

 

[biteme]

ehh...just give her a mint...could be a good ice breaker.
or better yet, get some of that icebreakers gum, and she might get 2 implied messages - that her breath stinks, and that you are trying to break the ice.

damn i'm smooth

It would have taken more than gum to kill that breath. Maybe a mouthwash with gasoline for a few minutes.

 

[biteme]

does she have alot of shit for lunch?

LOL. I think she uses that new brand of toothpaste called Shitpaste.

 

[vinylgroover I]

LOL. I think she uses that new brand of toothpaste called Shitpaste.

bingo.....that's probably it.

 

[coldblue1955]

it's kinda silly really....

but women are so beautiful....I could just look at them, and it might be enough.

the same here bro!

 

[BileStew]

ehh...just give her a mint...could be a good ice breaker.

Or a ride to the dentist.

 

[jerkbox]

haha....this was a great thread.

i gave out some solid advice on this one.

 

[BO-DEN]

I hate being an animal.

i dont agree

sex is great... i like it sweaty and nasty

i love being an animal

BO-DEN

 

[Smurfy]

actually when i analzyze the sex act, it makes me horny. thanks alot guys.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

actually when i analzyze the sex act, it makes me horny. thanks alot guys.

I am with smurfy ... thinking about it makes me horny.