Do I have Sex Appeal?

[Frisky]

no not me bitches

This is what My freaking son just splurred out!

WTF?

and then say's I KNOW I had sex appeal when (insert girls name) was with me...!

What did KB put in that damn hat that he has on his head?

about 2 sec's ago the cel was ringing and he say's.. thats my 'sex appeal'?

fucking scary.....really scary

 

[H_T_]

you'll be a Gramma in no time!

 

[Sassy69]

Post a pic hun! I like younger men.

(omg did I just say that???)

 

[Frisky]

you'll be a Gramma in no time!

he's more of a playa than njswunkbee.. thats quite scary really


he was stripping at 3, now i had to get him his own cel phone because im tired of the kids calling mine. So i think i made the problem worse.

 

[javaguru]

Uh oh...you may be raising a "baby daddy." Set that boy straight!

 

[H_T_]

he's more of a playa than njswunkbee.. thats quite scary really


he was stripping at 3, now i had to get him his own cel phone because im tired of the kids calling mine. So i think i made the problem worse.

you prolly shouldn't have read Hustler forum to him as bed time stories, either.

 

[Sassy69]

YOu need to start telling him right away that letting girls see his peanut will make it fall off.

 

[H_T_]

YOu need to start telling him right away that letting girls see his peanut will make it fall off.

what are you, a gaymaker? easy there, Liberace, with the scare tactics.

 

[Frisky]

i was reluctant to tell him that touching it would make it smaller, cause i just know that will bite me in the ass one day.

LOL

So, im like yea.. you can talk to mamma..... needless to say he took that literally! NOW my oh my, do i get the ear full of the .......... oh dammit, i know you just didn't say what you said convo? am i dreaming?

Im glad he's really honest with me, but hell i pay the mamma price for this one. he's only 11.. really a mature 11 to.. so im not looking forward to 16 at all! Im sure the hell not buying porno's for him, oh hell no! Condoms? well to avoid what all you biatches above say,lol, im going out tomorrow and looking for trojan JR. size. LOL. whoa, boys mature sexually to damn young and then it takes them forever to actually 'MATURE' LOL

I'm going put the chasity belt on my daughter ...... brb

 

[buffer1]

better get him a box of condoms