Dear So and So:

[PICK3]

Dear Mr Plunkey,

I have extended an offer of pool boy to pick3. I am confident he will accept my offer over yours due to the custom sewn swimsuits he has been offered and lavish offering of budget food items.
I have also purchased a fine baby grand for the patio and have offered to let him play for my summer picnics.

I hope his acceptance of my offer over yours will in no way effect our previous agreement that I shall be taking you up on in three years; mainly because it will make that incorrigible Dr Chris very jealous.

Warmest regards,
Shirlz

olololol!

 

[*ebony*]

Dear mom & dad,

how do you feel about me posting a steroid forum?

love,
ebony

 

[*ebony*]

Dear shoes,

This is to you, my top five. I love your beautiful colors and curves. You make me feel so sexy and powerful.

signed,
ebony

 

[PICK3]

Dear Spiritual Advisor,

Why is life so hard while I'm so soft in the middle?


Later alligator,
PICK3

 

[*ebony*]

Dear Spiritual Advisor,

Why is life so hard while I'm so soft in the middle?


Later alligator,
PICK3

Dear P3,

Are you an M&M?

signed ebony

 

[zwhit]

whore yourself out for them.

I'll send you a pm. Let me know what you think I can get for it

 

[zwhit]

Good! Aint no shame in my gold digger game, right?


...I mean, right?!

I ain't mad at cha

 

[youpissmeoff]

Good! Aint no shame in my gold digger game, right?


...I mean, right?!

Right!!

 

[zwhit]

no shame in bill's pimp game either, i see

 

[uamaverick]

Dear slut at the office:

You're hot, but not nearly as hot as you think you are. I've fucked hotter. Also, my fiancee is a lot hotter than you. I don't want your loose pussy.

Sincerely,

ngrsexman2000