Dear So and So:

[ceo]

Dear Liza,

There's a hole in the bucket. A hole!

-Henry

 

[WoodyO]

Dear world,
Please just die already

warmest regards,
-Lee

 

[zwhit]

Lol it's true. It's not my fault I'm allergic.

I was talking about being in a hot tub with an old guy

 

[AFeedz]

Why? We're obv kidding.

I'm positive I'm as much out of his preferred age range as he is mine...but I dont see you stepping up to pay for my vegas blow.

 

[*ebony*]

Dear Luke,

fuk your innocent arm around the shoulder. hand to boob. got it?

signed,
ebony

 

[shirlene29]

Dear Mr Plunkey,

I have extended an offer of pool boy to pick3. I am confident he will accept my offer over yours due to the custom sewn swimsuits he has been offered and lavish offering of budget food items.
I have also purchased a fine baby grand for the patio and have offered to let him play for my summer picnics.

I hope his acceptance of my offer over yours will in no way effect our previous agreement that I shall be taking you up on in three years; mainly because it will make that incorrigible Dr Chris very jealous.

Warmest regards,
Shirlz

 

[zwhit]

Why? We're obv kidding.

I'm positive I'm as much out of his preferred age range as he is mine...but I dont see you stepping up to pay for my vegas blow.

I was kidding too. But no I can't compete with bill's money.

 

[zwhit]

I can barely afford my own drugs

 

[ceo]

whore yourself out for them.

 

[AFeedz]

I was kidding too. But no I can't compete with bill's money.

Good! Aint no shame in my gold digger game, right?


...I mean, right?!