Dear So and So:

[Strongbow]

Dear Beezy F Baby ( The F is for fucking yo mammy and shit),

Please remember that when a bitch asks you to marry her or tells you she is pregnant, it in noway means you are obligated to said trick ass bitch for any reason. Other than the distinct possibility that you owe the bitch child support. In which case tell the bitch to sign up for food stamps cause you a six figure ngr and you pay plenty of taxes. In the event you do marry the bitch make sure you have a prenup so the bitch can't take none of your whips. Remember you just gave a bitch a Beemer, a Land Rover and a pocket full of cash every month. Thanks Beezy you're the greatest.

Love,
Beezy F Baby (the F is for Fornicate)

 

[EarthRider]

are you getting a divorce SB?

 

[Strongbow]

are you getting a divorce SB?

Bro I bought a house about 7 years ago way back in the stix with a big metal building on 40 acres. New house 4150 sq feet, porches all the way round it, got it for chump change cause the guy that owned it was a contractor with a drug problem. ANyways long story short, over the last 7 years I have completely furnished this house, with nice ass furniture 3 bedroom upstairs, master bedromm down stairs, 3 bath rooms fully landscaped. It has cost me a lil money and prolly set me back a good bit over the last several years, but guess what it's mine all of it. I own the shit so when I walked out I got in my truck and drove 9 miles out in the country turned on the dirt road opened my garage pulled my truck in, walked in opened the fridge got a beer and said fuck it. The one thing I learned from all my years in Ops was never get caught with your pants down. I have prepared for 10 years to be divorced and as soon as I marry again, I'll start planning to be divorced. I'm diffrent than most people bro, I'm very content to be by myself, now blondie spends a good bit of time with me and she keeps the house clean and stuff, and I spend a good bit of time at her place, she also has a very nice house. I have my hands full right now, my kids stay with me a lot and we're all kinda back and forth with each other, but all and all bro very happy. I smile a lot more and laugh a lil these days. I'm getting to the point I can sleep some. I just gotta get my ass back in the gym full time and put this bicep tear in my past.

 

[pdaddyII]

i am going to do the p90x cardio tonight, oh shit not excited, ok well maybe a lil

Pics of your wife doing p90x tyia

 

[ceo]

Bro I bought a house about 7 years ago way back in the stix with a big metal building on 40 acres. New house 4150 sq feet, porches all the way round it, got it for chump change cause the guy that owned it was a contractor with a drug problem. ANyways long story short, over the last 7 years I have completely furnished this house, with nice ass furniture 3 bedroom upstairs, master bedromm down stairs, 3 bath rooms fully landscaped. It has cost me a lil money and prolly set me back a good bit over the last several years, but guess what it's mine all of it. I own the shit so when I walked out I got in my truck and drove 9 miles out in the country turned on the dirt road opened my garage pulled my truck in, walked in opened the fridge got a beer and said fuck it. The one thing I learned from all my years in Ops was never get caught with your pants down. I have prepared for 10 years to be divorced and as soon as I marry again, I'll start planning to be divorced. I'm diffrent than most people bro, I'm very content to be by myself, now blondie spends a good bit of time with me and she keeps the house clean and stuff, and I spend a good bit of time at her place, she also has a very nice house. I have my hands full right now, my kids stay with me a lot and we're all kinda back and forth with each other, but all and all bro very happy. I smile a lot more and laugh a lil these days. I'm getting to the point I can sleep some. I just gotta get my ass back in the gym full time and put this bicep tear in my past.

you just failed already.

 

[shirlene29]

^^^ ya

if youre gonna just keep doing the same shit
don't get married
its too expensive to get divorced

 

[Strongbow]

you just failed already.

Don't worry bro a figure of speech, not gonna do it.

 

[youpissmeoff]

Bro I bought a house about 7 years ago way back in the stix with a big metal building on 40 acres. New house 4150 sq feet, porches all the way round it, got it for chump change cause the guy that owned it was a contractor with a drug problem. ANyways long story short, over the last 7 years I have completely furnished this house, with nice ass furniture 3 bedroom upstairs, master bedromm down stairs, 3 bath rooms fully landscaped. It has cost me a lil money and prolly set me back a good bit over the last several years, but guess what it's mine all of it. I own the shit so when I walked out I got in my truck and drove 9 miles out in the country turned on the dirt road opened my garage pulled my truck in, walked in opened the fridge got a beer and said fuck it. The one thing I learned from all my years in Ops was never get caught with your pants down. I have prepared for 10 years to be divorced and as soon as I marry again, I'll start planning to be divorced. I'm diffrent than most people bro, I'm very content to be by myself, now blondie spends a good bit of time with me and she keeps the house clean and stuff, and I spend a good bit of time at her place, she also has a very nice house. I have my hands full right now, my kids stay with me a lot and we're all kinda back and forth with each other, but all and all bro very happy. I smile a lot more and laugh a lil these days. I'm getting to the point I can sleep some. I just gotta get my ass back in the gym full time and put this bicep tear in my past.

you landscape your bathrooms??

 

[zwhit]

his shit smells like roses

 

[ceo]

you landscape your bathrooms??

you do when they are outdoors...