Dear So and So:

[zwhit]

well in THAT spirit ^^^

Dear Gym friend,

Please meet me ...anywhere
so you can show me better squat form

signed,
adidas swishy pants

maybe if you'd stop wearing the swishy pants, really arch your back when squatting and look back at him while biting your lip, you wouldn't have to write him a letter.

 

[cindylou]

I need to start wearing swishy pants

 

[AFeedz]

Guess I have to want to bang someone to play.

Dear Joel's Assistant,

I'd hit it. Hard. Repeatedly.

Sincerely,
Co-worker

 

[youpissmeoff]

Dear Afeedz,

Please get to the pool house for hours of skinny dipping and drinking wine in the hot tub.

Signed,

Sugar Daddy

PS - bring Cindy.

 

[shirlene29]

how come no one invites me to this shit anymore


wtf

 

[nydj66]

how come no one invites me to this shit anymore


wtf

Dear Shirl,

Please meet me in Atlantic City for a weekend of pagan, hedonistic debauchery, on me. I promise to send you home smiling, hung over, and with a slight pain when you walk that will remind you of the good times we had.


Tragically Yours Forever,

Washington Irving

 

[shirlene29]

Dear Washington Irving,


I do not think there is enough viagra in the world to cure your dry and dusty bones for the aforementioned weekend of pagan hedonistic debauchery. I will however happily take a trip to atlantic city on someone, perhaps a decedent for the hang over and slightly bowed walk.

yours in spirit,
shur

 

[AFeedz]

Dear Afeedz,

Please get to the pool house for hours of skinny dipping and drinking wine in the hot tub.

Signed,

Sugar Daddy

PS - bring Cindy.

Dear Sugar Daddy,

I am allergic to wine, but if you don't mind the hives, I don't.

Signed,

I'm in.

Lolol

 

[zwhit]

that's sick

 

[AFeedz]

Lol it's true. It's not my fault I'm allergic.