It's not as bad as you think it is. Life isn't over when the smallest of challenges hit you. You and I both know that there are people in this world who would kill to be in my position so please stop telling me that things are over when I run into a speed bump. You and I both know that this is true. So, can you cut with the dramatics for a bit? It's getting annoying hearing about it when you and I both know better.
There's got to be a way for both of us to work out and win in the end.