CKD and a BAD Blowjob

[dr_skier]

This is what I thought about today as my prof brought in a selection of fine baked cookies, donuts, and (for the icing on the cake) pizza.

CKD diet is kinda a like a really bad blowjob. When it starts it sucks, it sucks bad. Everything you want (carbs, sex) is just out of reach. You want to stop it, but you just think about your goal (lower bf%, sex(getting off). Eventually everything becomes numb and tired, you feel like you're getting closer, but ckd as with a bad blowjob, you'll have to give it time.

 

[SwolK]

lol

 

[gymratforlife]

This is what I thought about today as my prof brought in a selection of fine baked cookies, donuts, and (for the icing on the cake) pizza.

CKD diet is kinda a like a really bad blowjob. When it starts it sucks, it sucks bad. Everything you want (carbs, sex) is just out of reach. You want to stop it, but you just think about your goal (lower bf%, sex(getting off). Eventually everything becomes numb and tired, you feel like you're getting closer, but ckd as with a bad blowjob, you'll have to give it time.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

K to you brutha... that was a much needed laugh!

 

[cyrex]

Great analogy, although almost every blowjob I've ever had was bad, but I have no problems on CKDs, the fat melts right off and I feel great . . . just not something I'd want to sustain for longer than 12 weeks.

 

[DZLS]

so how long do you guys run the CKD...?

and what's the acronym stand for...?

 

[cyrex]

cyclic ketogenic diet

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

or assholes can beat me to it :-D

Its ran for different periods of time, depending on your goals, most people say no more than 12 weeks though...Im trying to work off about 20 lbs, so we'll see how long it takes..

 

[DieselGunz]

lol

 

[DZLS]

or assholes can beat me to it :-D

Its ran for different periods of time, depending on your goals, most people say no more than 12 weeks though...Im trying to work off about 20 lbs, so we'll see how long it takes..

12 weeks...?

seems like a long ass time to go with carbs only once a week...