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chris302001
Banned
ololol oh jeez....
Can we get a karma bookie event for the chris and smurf meat up?
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shrimp poboy
Guest
I hope chris brings the porn stack
Finally, they have a good picture of them kissing.
"Post it," chris says.
"wait, I want to crop it."
Smurfy uploads the picture, crops it, posts it.
Smurfy browses chat, then hits refresh to see if anyone has responded to their picture. nobody has yet, so she goes back to reading threads.
Chris's stomach has been making noises. he's afraid smurfy will hear, so he leans back on the couch, the remote digging into his shoulder. Chris turns on the TV. Tyra banks. News, Judge joe brown, news, news, cartoons, commmercial, cooking. religion, news, talk.
Jesus christ, pick something, smurfy thinks.
"Awww, Pdaddy posted pictures of his girl. She's so cute."
Chris's stomach makes a loud creeking noise. "oh yeah?"
Smurfy hits refresh again. No reply to the picture.
"Ha ha... Pick3 posted a picture of a huge fat man and he's pretending it's him."
"Probably is," says chris.
"I know, right. I don't know what he looks like."
"I don't think anyone does."
"Stilleto says he's hot," smurfy says.
"And you believe her?"
10:58am
Smurfy chuckles and hit's refresh.
"Oh my god, dial tone replied to the picture."
Chris realizes he has to use the bathroom. "what did he say?"
"Hold on. It's loading.... ha ha... he said, 'I can't even tell what that is.'"
"Oh, bullshit," chris replies, standing up. "how can you not tell what that is?"
Smurfy hits refresh again.
"I gotta go use your bathroom." Chris says, while his stomach makes a loud noise.
Well if that wasn't a dead give away, he thinks.
Inside the bathroom, chris turns on the water to mask the noise. he sits down on the toilet and picks up a video game magazine that must be teh boys.
11:21am.
What the fuck is he doing in the bathroom for 20 minutes? smurfy thinks.
Tyra banks is showing jeans that make your booty look good. "alright!"
"Post it," chris says.
"wait, I want to crop it."
Smurfy uploads the picture, crops it, posts it.
Smurfy browses chat, then hits refresh to see if anyone has responded to their picture. nobody has yet, so she goes back to reading threads.
Chris's stomach has been making noises. he's afraid smurfy will hear, so he leans back on the couch, the remote digging into his shoulder. Chris turns on the TV. Tyra banks. News, Judge joe brown, news, news, cartoons, commmercial, cooking. religion, news, talk.
Jesus christ, pick something, smurfy thinks.
"Awww, Pdaddy posted pictures of his girl. She's so cute."
Chris's stomach makes a loud creeking noise. "oh yeah?"
Smurfy hits refresh again. No reply to the picture.
"Ha ha... Pick3 posted a picture of a huge fat man and he's pretending it's him."
"Probably is," says chris.
"I know, right. I don't know what he looks like."
"I don't think anyone does."
"Stilleto says he's hot," smurfy says.
"And you believe her?"
10:58am
Smurfy chuckles and hit's refresh.
"Oh my god, dial tone replied to the picture."
Chris realizes he has to use the bathroom. "what did he say?"
"Hold on. It's loading.... ha ha... he said, 'I can't even tell what that is.'"
"Oh, bullshit," chris replies, standing up. "how can you not tell what that is?"
Smurfy hits refresh again.
"I gotta go use your bathroom." Chris says, while his stomach makes a loud noise.
Well if that wasn't a dead give away, he thinks.
Inside the bathroom, chris turns on the water to mask the noise. he sits down on the toilet and picks up a video game magazine that must be teh boys.
11:21am.
What the fuck is he doing in the bathroom for 20 minutes? smurfy thinks.
Tyra banks is showing jeans that make your booty look good. "alright!"
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shrimp poboy
Guest
I hope he brought some matchs in the BR I'll bet smurfs cooking will tear up anyones insides.
11:30am.
Chris comes out of the bathroom to find smurfy watching Property ladder.
11:49
They finish screwing for the first time. smurfy puts her clothes back on and stretches out on the couch, leaving room for chris to get in next to her.
1pm
They wake up with stiff necks.
Chris kisses smurfy's arm, which is draped over his face.
"mmmm. Hi," she says.
"Hey you," he replies.
Chris sits up and stretches. "mind if i get myself something to drink?"
"Help yourself to whatever you want."
"Do you have anything besides soda?"
"you mean, like water?" smurfy asks.
"well, bottled water would be okay."
"yeah, we get our water free, right from the tap."
Smartass, thinks chris.
"It's so funny to hear your accent in person now." Smurfy says, yawning.
"I know, right. It's like, I know the voice i hear on the phone, and I know your face, but now the two are combined and it's weird." Says chris.
"Did you just say my face is weird?"
Chris comes out of the bathroom to find smurfy watching Property ladder.
11:49
They finish screwing for the first time. smurfy puts her clothes back on and stretches out on the couch, leaving room for chris to get in next to her.
1pm
They wake up with stiff necks.
Chris kisses smurfy's arm, which is draped over his face.
"mmmm. Hi," she says.
"Hey you," he replies.
Chris sits up and stretches. "mind if i get myself something to drink?"
"Help yourself to whatever you want."
"Do you have anything besides soda?"
"you mean, like water?" smurfy asks.
"well, bottled water would be okay."
"yeah, we get our water free, right from the tap."
Smartass, thinks chris.
"It's so funny to hear your accent in person now." Smurfy says, yawning.
"I know, right. It's like, I know the voice i hear on the phone, and I know your face, but now the two are combined and it's weird." Says chris.
"Did you just say my face is weird?"
chris302001
Banned
lolol @ making me too snobby to drink tap water! wtf!
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shrimp poboy
Guest
lmfao best post yet!!
