Black eyes! Lmao you crack me up!
It's true about beer making them bigger though. I mean, I never had ANY boobs till I started drinking beer!
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Nulli secundus - second to none
Honi soit que mal y pense - evil be to him who evil thinks.
People usually fail when they are on the verge of success, so pay as much care to the end as the beginning: Then there will be no failure - Lao Tzu