lol, now that was funny! makes me think of the movie jay and silent bob strike back, when jay says:
i am the master of the clit. remember this fucking face.
wherever you'll see clit, you'll see the fucking face!
i make that shit work. no one rules the clit like me.
not this little fuck - none of you little fucks out there!
I AM THE CLIT-COMMANDER!
i think cditty could pull that off quite well...lol