B.I.T.C.H.S. members - please post the last time you were laid by a female

[supersizeme]

No disrepsect, just curious. Don't lie either or I'll know.
Thanks.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You first broly.

You ever do the hispanic girls with the thongs?

 

[-SD-]

No disrepsect, just curious. Don't lie either or I'll know.
Thanks.

"Dont lie or Ill know".....Lecter, Silence of the Lambs.

Thought you could steal that one without anyone knowing, huh?

 

[supersizeme]

SD, you are correct sir. I wasn't really trying to claim that shit as my own, I just enjoy using it. Next time I'll include a full bibliography at the end of my post.

Test-broly, I'm not a member of B.I.T.C.H.S., nor did I get up in the Hispanics chicks yet. One of them is now gone, and the other one I fear might land me in jail for statuatory rape. So basically I'm left to just hum La Bamba and masturbate in front of her here in my chair while she empties out my trashcan.

 

[Citruscide]

Not that it is any of anyone's business on this board, but December 29th, 2002.

C-ditty

 

[mylife]

68gt39fittycent fingerbanged a chick he's been seein for 2 months, dunno if that counts.

 

[supersizeme]

I'm just trying to make sure you all are still sexually active. Lack of penis to vagina contact or even as mylife eloquently stated, fingerbanging, could hurt your case. You must still be fully aware of the benefits your enemy has to offer in order to use that to steer more people to the dark side. Speaking of the dark side, you should change "C-Ditty" to "Darth Citrus." You know Darth Vader probably pulled a lot of ass on the Death Star. I always pictured Darth in a room full of people maybe giving a report on Death Star construction progress, and the whole time he is holding up his hand and flicking the bean of all the women in the room with his mind. That's what I'd do at least.

 

[Citruscide]

Well... Darth Citrus does have a ring to it.... But I picked C-ditty after P-ditty... he seems to pull alot of wool....

C-ditty

 

[supersizeme]

Yeah, but you saw how sappy he got after J-Snot left him. He was doing shit like showing up at her hotel and releasing doves to fly up by her hotel room so she could see. That boy was WHIPPED. Now J-Snot is dating a white boy who you know can't hit that big, fat ass properly. If I were P-Ditty, I would've taken a long hard look at my game.

How about Citrus Clooney? That dude should be president, ceo and chairman of B.I.T.C.H.S. the way he has still managed to stay single throughout his career and not allowed himself to be associated with any specific female. All he does is get his and send them on their way.

 

[Citruscide]

Hmm... Citrus Clooney... that has a certain ring to it...

I also thought about CitrusGod.... or CitrusArmageddeon... but those are a little pretentious...

C-ditty

 

[supersizeme]

CitrusNitrate ?

 

[PolishHammer1977]

2 nite.

 

[vixenbabe]

Not that it is any of anyone's business on this board, but December 29th, 2002.

C-ditty

Glad to see you used your Christmas money wisely!

"CLITRUSCIDE"!

 

[lil k]

"CLITRUSCIDE"!

lol, now that was funny! makes me think of the movie jay and silent bob strike back, when jay says:

i am the master of the clit. remember this fucking face.
wherever you'll see clit, you'll see the fucking face!
i make that shit work. no one rules the clit like me.
not this little fuck - none of you little fucks out there!
I AM THE CLIT-COMMANDER!

i think cditty could pull that off quite well...lol

 

[Citruscide]

Glad to see you used your Christmas money wisely!

"CLITRUSCIDE"!

Hey, no need to spend money babe... just like lesbians are down with the CLIT... All the hot babies out there are LEGIT with the CIT....

C-ditty

 

[kronk]

Legit with the Cit. LOL

 

[Citruscide]

and you KNOW THIS.... MAN!

C-ditty