Anyone ever get the absolute fucking shit kicked out of ya?

[H_T_]

i used to spar with some pro fighters back in the early 90's. so ,yes, i have had my ass whooped in the ring a few times.

 

[canadianhitman]

I've never outright lost a 'real' fight face-to-face. Martial arts here and there from childhood on and weight training since 14 years old have made me a fairly unattractive target, so I haven't had to fight all that often. I've been schooled sparring stand-up a few times by some really talented martial artists, but that's as close as I've come to losing a one-on-one fight.

I have taken some shots though getting jumped from behind. The very first time I ever went to a bar and got really drunk (16 yrs. old with fake ID) a brawl erupted. I grabbed a guy who had taken a swing at my cousin and was speed-bagging him, but got smoked from behind in the back of the head and then took two or three wicked shots in the ribs. It almost put me to my knees, but I knew if I went down I'd be in really deep shit. I swung back blindly with an elbow that connected with the dude who was beating on me squarely in the face. I turned around to realize the guys we were fighting with were getting help from all the bouncers, who apparently were their friends (rule #1: know your opponent!). We all covered up as best we could and made a mad dash for the exit, taking some shots along the way. Let me tell you, puking hard as only your first hangover can make you puke coupled with bruised ribs made for a very long 'day after'.

 

[biteme]

Well, since noone can kick my ass, I don't see it happening in the near future.

 

[sigweed]

no, im pretty good at sizing up a situation... if i know im gonna get my ass handed to me, then i wont do shit... which is annoying when you're alone cause even if theres 2 of them you're probably not in a good situation

im surprised i havent been in more fights though... even since i got bigger, WAY more ppl try to start shit with me... university bars are pretty much like that i guess

 

[BUBBLES]

when i was a kid i used to punch fight with boys this is when i was about 9 to 12...

i remember once when one of the boys in my class said something nasty about a mamber of my family, that is when i flaired up and started punching him, he returned the favour though , i must admit he had so much strength that when he hit me it hurt like hell but there was no way i was going to give in, and i never showed the pain, i always got up to punch some more....the entire school formed a circle and watched me and this guy fight....cheering me on!!! - there was a disadvantage on my part though, it was snowing and very icy which made me lose my grip on the ground making me fall over - with every push I got - i had the wrong boots on that day!!

as i got older in my teen years i simply started to hate fights.....

 

[Spanky11]

i used to spar with some pro fighters back in the early 90's. so ,yes, i have had my ass whooped in the ring a few times.

Me too...in my first class at a real japanese dojo in osaka in the mid 90's, i was 19 (just got my black belt), and full of piss and vinegar and i thought i was the best in the class. Word got back to the the instructor so he lined up 20 other black belts and we did sparring...at about the 11th fight this one guy was holding me into the wall and punched me so hard in the ribs that 3 broke, and then kneed me on the head on the way down....i had to still do the remaining 9 fights - and each had fun aspects like that one.

3 weeks later i came back with a white belt on.

around 6 months later the instructor showed me the video of that night...i still thank the instructor for doing that to me...

one of the best things that could have happened to me.

 

[Robert Jan]

Thanks for the sentiments but I feel worse for you. NO CHILD deserves to grow up like that.

My kids were spared watching the physical violence because I kicked their father out THE FIRST time (made sure it was the last) though they grew up watching me cower and take verbal insults constantly - my bad. Working hard to "fix" what was broke in me in the first place to allow that to happen.

My exhusband was the only "love interest" that had become violent with me, the previous were (for the most part family). Sorry, I forgot about the one time I got beaten unconscious in a night club by a dude. Yea, he was a REAL big man beating down a 5'3", 120# female. From what the bouncers told me I went down after the first punch (I dont even remember being hit the first time) then the asshole actually got on top of me and continued to punch me with a closed fist while kneeling on my chest and holding me by the shirt.

To this day I will recall though the feeling of what it was like to be hit that way (I guess it happened so many times in my life). There is a low "thud", kind of like when you pound cold meat with your fist.

I suffer serious short term memory loss as a result. It's funny how there are certain things I'll never forget (I am REAL GOOD at Jeopardy LOL) but other simple facts escape me. ie: I am CONSTANTLY "losing" my car in the parking lot.

Everybody loses their car in the parking lot... it's not necessarily related

Why did the guy in the club start beating you?

 

[Mr. Black]

I was being pummeled by this dude while his buds suckerpunched then proceeded to jump my brother (we used to go out clubbing quite a bit back in the day).

Bouncers jumped in and pulled the asshole off of me then I remember coming to in a back room and had to go out into this hyugely crowded club in order to identify the assholes. In the end nothing much happened to the fuckers.

That's fucked. I can't imagine ever punching a woman. Although if a woman were to ever can me, I'd kick her right back in the cunt. That's about it.

 

[Scotsman]

i dont know where the hell you live(d) but a man hitting a woman wouldnt be tolerated in a club here. those mofos would have been beaten senseless, firstly by the patrons, then by the bouncers 'accidentally' bumping them into the cigarette machine, the door, the other door, the doorframe, the stair railing... D) i must sound like such a lout for gloating, but i have seen some of the bouncers i know use this technique with troublemaking assholes in the past...all you see is this guy in a wrist lock going 'doonk' 'doonk' doodoonk' 'doonkiedoonk' 'doonk' into objects left right and centre, while all the guys in the audience who know whats going on (and approve) look on, grinning

lots of socially responsible (bored) people around here which is great, makes people almost insufferably polite

One time outside the bar I worked at I choke slammed(WWE style) a guy just for raising his hand to a girl. I didn't wan't to wait and see if was really going to hit her or not. Also we had just tossed his ass out for fighting so the opportunity presented itself and I took it.

I will never stand for violence against women from men.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Lumberg]

never. I;m am definitely not a fighter.

Once in 1st grade a bunch of 4th graders were ganging up on me. I picked the weakest one and delivered the mightiest punch I could. Knocked his ass down and gave him a black eye.

I'm 1-0 in fights in my life and I plan to keep it that way.