Anyone ever get the absolute fucking shit kicked out of ya?

[Spartacus]

never have,never done so
only physical fights I've been in have been with friends
and we're still friends

 

[Vash]

Generally I avoid fights.

My most memorable one was back as a freshman in HS this kid sucker punched me, expected me to just drop then and there and started to turn away. I grabbed him by the throat and ran him into the ground. It took 4 people to pull me off of him. To this day I see him around town and he won't even look my direction. And that was back then when I was 230 at 25-30% BF and never working out. What I would give for the psycho grip strength.

If I was to get into a fight now the person wouldn't leave with his eyes in tact. Forget the classic beat down I want them injured good.

 

[Spartacus]

except for HS
I got moved into a very wealthy community in the deep south from the PA,Jersey,Maryland
tried to fit in,but as a chubby kid I got picked on and ganged on
was a year younger than my classmates as I started school earlier up north
by my senior year I was much bigger,just fat
but I had enough
kicked 3 kids asses while many watched,of course they broke it up
went to a private school nearby,lost 60lbs and started lifting
remember one of my tormemters went there a year later
by then I was a "big man on campus"
and he was a nothing
I left him alone

 

[manny78]

Once back when I was working as a doorman for some ghetto club.There was a full scale brawl and I was the only doorman working (the owner was too cheap to hire another one). Tried to stop it but finally spent the rest of the night at the ER. 3 persons got charged with assault and had to reimburse my medical bills (which were pretty expensive).

 

[shawnerk]

"yeah, but she was huuugggggeeeee!" Jim Carey

 

[Sebastionv]

I practice what they call Nike karate..

when I see trouble I run my little ass off.

 

[biteme]

honestly since ive bee workin out i havent even gotten into a fight. i guess cause i barely go out anymore

True dat. Hard to get into a fight when you don't leave your house.

 

[biteme]

I actually took a shower and have clothes laid out to go out. But, Im probably gonna say fuck it. I just don't care anymore.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

That's something I've never experienced. Doesn't seem like it'd be much fun though...Anyone got some good stories?

Yes, and vice versa. I prefer the later.

The worst ass kicking I ever got was at a bar when I decided to take on a table of 3. I was actually doing pretty well until an outsider hit me over the head with a beer bottle followed by a beer pitcher. I was KO, taken off by ambulance, app. 3 weeks in the hospital with head injuries. Afterwards I suffered short term memory loss for a few months and lost my sense of smell for almost 6 months. The first thing I smelled was propane, and it was beautiful baby!

The best, most efficient ass kicking I ever doled out was at an AC/DC concert. My friend and I were standing on chairs at floor level 3rd row when a large queer grabbed my friend from behind and started frantically licking him all over and had his cock hanging out of his zipper. My friend couldn't release himself so I shoved the guy off and he rushed me and I kicked him right in his throat and dropped him instanly. Security drug him out, didn't see who else was involved and shortly afterwards this geeky mofo came up and said man sorry thats my queer brother u just beat up. Wrong thing to say. He got carried out also and we were arrested.

Those were years past, and since I try to avoid ALL situations, even if im positive I could stomp the guy a new asshole. It aint worth it.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I was being pummeled by this dude while his buds suckerpunched then proceeded to jump my brother (we used to go out clubbing quite a bit back in the day).

Bouncers jumped in and pulled the asshole off of me then I remember coming to in a back room and had to go out into this hyugely crowded club in order to identify the assholes. In the end nothing much happened to the fuckers.

i dont know where the hell you live(d) but a man hitting a woman wouldnt be tolerated in a club here. those mofos would have been beaten senseless, firstly by the patrons, then by the bouncers 'accidentally' bumping them into the cigarette machine, the door, the other door, the doorframe, the stair railing... D) i must sound like such a lout for gloating, but i have seen some of the bouncers i know use this technique with troublemaking assholes in the past...all you see is this guy in a wrist lock going 'doonk' 'doonk' doodoonk' 'doonkiedoonk' 'doonk' into objects left right and centre, while all the guys in the audience who know whats going on (and approve) look on, grinning

lots of socially responsible (bored) people around here which is great, makes people almost insufferably polite