And you people wonder why i dont get laid...

[MrMuscle]

A recent study showed that 90% of the females in Norway would rather shop than have sex with the dream guy(Me). so looks like im outta luck.

 

[Milhouse]

LOL,
Maybe you should take them shopping and have sex with the clothing store sales chick while the girl is trying on outfits.

Maybe better buy them both clothes and both of them will have sex with you.

 

[MommaKin]

are you serious? 90% of the women would rather be shopping?

 

[MrMuscle]

yup thats what the study shows.

and Mil, i love to shop for my gf's..but they still arent putting out hehe

 

[DieselJMB]

Just put a price tag or sale sign on your dick....problem solved

 

[toga22]

Just put a price tag or sale sign on your dick....problem solved

Merry Christmas, Sweetie!!

 

[cure]

Just put a price tag or sale sign on your dick....problem solved

HOLY SHIT!!! HAHAAH

 

[the nature boy]

A recent study showed that 90% of the females in Norway would rather shop than have sex with the dream guy(Me). so looks like im outta luck.

maybe you should hang out in the department store to pick up women. in their aroused state during shopping, you'll get laid more easily. That's what those fitting rooms are for. They're not there for women to try on clothes! They put those rooms there for sexual purposes!!!!

 

[FreakMonster]

Just throw some Viagra in there food or drink.

Works for me!!! LOL

 

[Mike P.T.]

OMFG!!! those percentages suck bro!!! if i were you i would move. either that or settle down with someone good for you like im doing right now. i Love my girl. she' s sexy, smart, funny, sweet(but can be a bitch. hehe love it), loves to workout, and doesnt mind that i juice here and there. ahhhh lucky me!!

 

[madbomber31]

haha!!!

 

[The Ranger]

Heh heh heh....excuse number 101 for MM....What will ya think of next snapper-head....heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[MrMuscle]

Heh heh heh....excuse number 101 for MM....What will ya think of next snapper-head....heh heh heh

Ranger

hehe at least i can eat 4000 cals a day..and i dont have to put up with bunny all the time

 

[Dean Kuntz]

Too cold in Norway... when it's below -30 women forget sex and start to look for a provider who hunts icebears and whales.

 

[MP5]

You guys ought to move to the USA, from what I have read in mags and such, Norway is kind of a crappy place to live with the weather and isolation factor.

 

[Longhorn85]

A recent study showed that 90% of the females in Norway would rather shop than have sex with the dream guy(Me). so looks like im outta luck.

That doesn't say a whole lot for the men of Norway!

 

[MrMuscle]

Re: Re: And you people wonder why i dont get laid...

That doesn't say a whole lot for the men of Norway!

yes it does. it says that we dont get laid

 

[bouncer]

MM whatever happen to that viking battle cry......

"Stampede the women and rape the cattle"

Or is that

"Stampede the cattle and rape the women"

And those Norwegian chicks are DAMN fine.

Bouncer

 

[MrMuscle]

we all got some rash on our dicks from the cattle in Ireland, so we dont dare do that anymore.