alcohol + bodybuilding = bad. but i want pussy!

[wtlftr]

true, true. Go out meet chicks. Get laid. Don't slip roffies or G, just be yourself. Mention a nice comment to her about her looks or something, then the next step, go in fo a kiss. If she says no go to another

 

[chewyxrage]

Just have a light drink or two to loosen you up. Too many drinks and you will be a rambling idiot more flaccid than coldblue without his dvd collection.

more like 8 drinks to loosen you up, 20 to make you belligerant

 

[Deleted member 33117]

You can get laid easier if you don't drink. You can carefully think out what you say, and work your game more easily with a clear head.

 

[coldblue1955]

I just talk for awhile and chill & watch a good movie. I think girls find that romantic.

 

[awittyusername]

I feel your pain bro. Here is what I do.

5:00 pm 250iu hcg (optional) I'm on hrt and this shit gets me horny as fuck & my balls full

11:00 pm watch porn (preferably homemade to get my confidence up)

11:45 pm take 25mg ephedrine

12:00 am meal replacement shake

12:30 am arrive at club where there is some hot wet bitches
(hopefully these girls have been drinking awhile)
12:45 am if no available girls, then get the fuck out (avoids fights, drinking, etc)
if girls are available for sex get an optional drink and get to work

1:30 am if things are going well w/a girl, then pop 1/2 of a 100mg viagra

2:00 am offer to drive drunk girl to your house.(so, you have access to protien)
if she would rather go to her house make sure you have 1 or 2 protien bars

2:30 am optional drink or two to relax and ensure not to have a poor performance

good luck my horny friend

 

[slickdadd]

I just talk for awhile and chill & watch a good movie. I think girls find that romantic.

You've got game coming out of your ears bro.

 

[jerkbox]

I just talk for awhile and chill & watch a good movie. I think girls find that romantic.

preach on brother DUSTY

 

[string_bean00]

I feel your pain bro. Here is what I do.

5:00 pm 250iu hcg (optional) I'm on hrt and this shit gets me horny as fuck & my balls full

11:00 pm watch porn (preferably homemade to get my confidence up)

11:45 pm take 25mg ephedrine

12:00 am meal replacement shake

12:30 am arrive at club where there is some hot wet bitches
(hopefully these girls have been drinking awhile)
12:45 am if no available girls, then get the fuck out (avoids fights, drinking, etc)
if girls are available for sex get an optional drink and get to work

1:30 am if things are going well w/a girl, then pop 1/2 of a 100mg viagra

2:00 am offer to drive drunk girl to your house.(so, you have access to protien)
if she would rather go to her house make sure you have 1 or 2 protien bars

2:30 am optional drink or two to relax and ensure not to have a poor performance

good luck my horny friend

BBF?

 

[Spartacus]

Alcohol+dick=bad

 

[DIVISION]

You can get laid easier if you don't drink. You can carefully think out what you say, and work your game more easily with a clear head.

Game comes to those who wait.....and yes it's easier once you've had 2 alcoholic drinks.......


LOOSE and SMOOTH.



DIV