aap, what's your lame ass excuse for not getting laid this time?

[Scotsman]

Luckily thru years of experience whacking off, I have towels handy thru out the house.

Where would you suggest splooging tonight? I want to give her a facial, but I'm afraid she'll get pissed.

Just tell her you were aiming for the tits and missed.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[KillahBee]

Bah......aap, hamstershaver, and biteme represent the majority of the guys who represent their lives in an honest manner on ef.

As for the personality allegations......those are crap as well.

bor, it's a joke. he knows I am kidding around with him

goddamn, this place has become uber sensitive lately.

 

[KillahBee]

Luckily thru years of experience whacking off, I have towels handy thru out the house.

Where would you suggest splooging tonight? I want to give her a facial, but I'm afraid she'll get pissed.

does she have a nice stomach? nothing beats the stomach bro, NOTHING.

 

[Smurfy]

does she have a nice stomach? nothing beats the stomach bro, NOTHING.

I agree. Awesome.

 

[KillahBee]

smurfy just made this thread awesomeness

 

[KillahBee]

honestly, there is NOTHING hotter than a girl telling you to cum on her. NOTHING

 

[Dunk]

honestly, there is NOTHING hotter than a girl telling you to cum on her. NOTHING

i like when in her pooper and i yell im gonna cum and she says JUST GO!!

me = skeet in da buttaholic.

 

[feisty11975]

This girl is very vocal in the sack. I wasn't use to it.
She kept yelling out things like "Stop it" "Untie me I am calling the cops" "Quit raping me"
It was definitly a turn on for me.

It went so well in fact, that she's even coming back over tonight. She mentioned she'd be over with her boyfriend, brother, and a baseball bat and that I should plan on getting hurt. I'm not sure why they have to be there, but the baseball bat sounds kinky. I can hardly wait.

OMG LMAO!!!

 

[Cutiebaby]

between the sheets?????

 

[Testosterone boy]

more like two days. I took about 5 times the normal dose.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5929587&postcount=122

Dude ...I need a good source of cilias...it is legal. Takes some help to move a 1/2 litre of fluid at times.

Can you PM me? I know you worked hard to find the best deal. Serious.