aap, what's your lame ass excuse for not getting laid this time?

[alien amp pharm]

This girl is very vocal in the sack. I wasn't use to it.
She kept yelling out things like "Stop it" "Untie me I am calling the cops" "Quit raping me"
It was definitly a turn on for me.

It went so well in fact, that she's even coming back over tonight. She mentioned she'd be over with her boyfriend, brother, and a baseball bat and that I should plan on getting hurt. I'm not sure why they have to be there, but the baseball bat sounds kinky. I can hardly wait.

 

[eat big]

I like the kid. Over the years, I have seen him perservere through his SWV-dom and keep on fighting the good fight. I like to see non-interesting closet homosexual passive young men get laid. It makes me feel good about life in general.

Yeah I guess. But for real, I like him too he's fucking hilarious.

 

[KillahBee]

This girl is very vocal in the sack. I wasn't use to it.
She kept yelling out things like "Stop it" "Untie me I am calling the cops" "Quit raping me"
It was definitly a turn on for me.

It went so well in fact, that she's even coming back over tonight. She mentioned she'd be over with her boyfriend, brother, and a baseball bat and that I should plan on getting hurt. I'm not sure why they have to be there, but the baseball bat sounds kinky. I can hardly wait.

dude, shut up for a minute and be serious. this is a big e-event. what happened that evening? and most importantly, where did you skeet?

 

[eat big]

This girl is very vocal in the sack. I wasn't use to it.
She kept yelling out things like "Stop it" "Untie me I am calling the cops" "Quit raping me"
It was definitly a turn on for me.

It went so well in fact, that she's even coming back over tonight. She mentioned she'd be over with her boyfriend, brother, and a baseball bat and that I should plan on getting hurt. I'm not sure why they have to be there, but the baseball bat sounds kinky. I can hardly wait.

Awesome. Glad someone got laid. T'wasn't me.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Well there's not much to tell.

She came over Thurs night. She was telling me about her trip she just got back from, but all I was hearing was "fuck me fuck me" as I nooded my head in an "I am listening to you" manner.

Then I suggested we go watch tv in the bedroom because my couch sucks as far as 2 people laying down. When we stepped into the bedroom I threw her down on the bed and pounced ontop of her like Soklu on a doughnut.

We did the typical kissing, making out crap. Somewhere along the process she lost her shirt. I decided to do the same. Then I pulled her pants down and went down on her. She seemed to really like that. Ok, I'll spare further details. Basically we fucked, not as long as I'd like to have though because she was complaining about it hurting. So I got off on her back, rolled over and tried to go to sleep. She cuddled up to me and kept talking.

She got back in town yday and is coming over tonight for round 2.

 

[eat big]

Well there's not much to tell.

She came over Thurs night. She was telling me about her trip she just got back from, but all I was hearing was "fuck me fuck me" as I nooded my head in an "I am listening to you" manner.

Then I suggested we go watch tv in the bedroom because my couch sucks as far as 2 people laying down. When we stepped into the bedroom I threw her down on the bed and pounced ontop of her like Soklu on a doughnut.

We did the typical kissing, making out crap. Somewhere along the process she lost her shirt. I decided to do the same. Then I pulled her pants down and went down on her. She seemed to really like that. Ok, I'll spare further details. Basically we fucked, not as long as I'd like to have though because she was complaining about it hurting. So I got off on her back, rolled over and tried to go to sleep. She cuddled up to me and kept talking.

She got back in town yday and is coming over tonight for round 2.

Did your erection last longer than 4 hours?

 

[KillahBee]

lmao at on the back. it's a good spot, not one of the top choices, but decent nonetheless. plus you can make funny faces that she'll never see.


how quick did she ask for a towel?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Did your erection last longer than 4 hours?

more like two days. I took about 5 times the normal dose.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5929587&postcount=122

 

[alien amp pharm]

lmao at on the back. it's a good spot, not one of the top choices, but decent nonetheless. plus you can make funny faces that she'll never see.


how quick did she ask for a towel?

Luckily thru years of experience whacking off, I have towels handy thru out the house.

Where would you suggest splooging tonight? I want to give her a facial, but I'm afraid she'll get pissed.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I like the kid. Over the years, I have seen him perservere through his SWV-dom and keep on fighting the good fight. I like to see non-interesting closet homosexual passive young men get laid. It makes me feel good about life in general.

Bah......aap, hamstershaver, and biteme represent the majority of the guys who represent their lives in an honest manner on ef.

As for the personality allegations......those are crap as well.