Paging Dr Chris!!!!!!

[SouthernLord]

Yesterday as I strained to finish my last set of squats I felt a sharp pain in my nut satchel.

Today my right ball has a dull ache and it kind of hurts when I walk.

What is this?

Am I gonna die?

Pics?

Thank you kind sir.

 

[shirlene29]

torsion?....keep it light

it isnt a big deal unless it goes on for hours and was really sharp pain



waits for pics too


edited to add:

unless its really swollen, then it is an emergency...was prolly just a quick twist tho if you can walk at all and didn't come online screaming your nuts look like elephant balls
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/mindyourself/images/symptoms/testicular.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/mindyourself/symptoms/embarrassingproblems/testicular-pain.shtml&usg=__YfHfGnGShBe3ohbKLfrhK2FcLFA=&h=212&w=433&sz=13&hl=en&start=21&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=ksvwvGIFoGGhEM:&tbnh=62&tbnw=126&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtesticular%2Btorsion%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26tbs%3Disch:1

 

[SouthernLord]

Thanks.

Not swollen but it's hard to tell since they're so huge. I'll send you ball pics in a K msg.

 

[SouthernLord]

Damn. After reading that link I'm kinda paranoid. I don't think my balls are twisted though. It doesn't hurt that bad lol

 

[gstacker]

Glad it's not the left ball, that ones spose to be worth more

"I'd give my left nut for that"

hurnia??

 

[SouthernLord]

Fuck I hope it's not a hernia. If the pain continues I'll make a nut dr appointment. I'm just scared I'll get an erection while he fondles my balls. Like last time.

 

[Scotsman]

http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.org/

Hope this helps bro.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Strongbow]

I would have never imagined you could strain your balls squatting 135.

 

[gstacker]

I would have never imagined you could strain your balls squatting 135.

Fuc ya u can speacially without a belt

 

[chris302001]

If its just a dull ache take it easy for the next day or so and see if things improve. If pain persists, I would get checked by a hernia

 

[SouthernLord]

It was 115. On the smith machine

 

[shirlene29]

Thanks.

Not swollen but it's hard to tell since they're so huge. I'll send you ball pics in a K msg.

still waiting on this k msg pic

waiting






waiting














waiting

 

[chris302001]

http://www.nzma.org.nz/journal/121-1275/3090/content04.jpg

 

[Strongbow]

Thats gonna require surgery.

 

[Strongbow]

It was 115. On the smith machine

I like squatting on a Smith. It actually puts more emphasis on my legs. But you are still a poosie.

 

[chris302001]

you put 35's on?

 

[SouthernLord]

Holy fckung shit

 

[SouthernLord]

you put 35's on?

Yeah so in reality I was only squatting 70 pounds :weaksauce:

 

[chris302001]

Yeah so in reality I was only squatting 70 pounds :weaksauce:

lol, it would take extra effort to remove the plate and put the 35 on there for one last set.

lol i dont get it

 

[shirlene29]

http://www.nzma.org.nz/journal/121-1275/3090/content04.jpg

ok, if thats not post mortem...owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

and either way....what in the hell happened there

 

[chris302001]

ok, if thats not post mortem...owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

and either way....what in the hell happened there

lol F if I know. Looks like a maggot buffet to me. If the guy wasnt dead, he wishes he was.

 

[musclemom]

DUDE, I WAS FUCKING EATING BREAKFAST OVER HERE!!!

Turn that into a link!!! I'm reporting you to your S/O, seriously.

 

[SouthernLord]

lol

I was kidding about the smith and the 115. It was actually a good bit heavier than Ive lifted in a while. My groin and adductors are destroyed today. My right groin moreso than the left. That's where I think most of my pain is coming from when moving around.

There is undoubtedly a dull ache in my right cod, but no swelling.

I'll keep you posted with any developments with my sack lol

 

[miplank]

DUDE, I WAS FUCKING EATING BREAKFAST OVER HERE!!!

Turn that into a link!!! I'm reporting you to your S/O, seriously.

 

[SouthernLord]

lol at that prescription of STFU

 

[shirlene29]

lol F if I know. Looks like a maggot buffet to me. If the guy wasnt dead, he wishes he was.

I was kinda wondering if it was a chemical burn/or just a burn...just cuz the rest of the guys skin looked ok...like...not dead/maggoty


heh...should caption it "the hazards of driving with coffee"

 

[SouthernLord]

Or the hazards of Saigon hookers

Christ that's fucking haggard lol

 

[gstacker]

lol

I was kidding about the smith and the 115. It was actually a good bit heavier than Ive lifted in a while. My groin and adductors are destroyed today. My right groin moreso than the left. That's where I think most of my pain is coming from when moving around.

There is undoubtedly a dull ache in my right cod, but no swelling.

I'll keep you posted with any developments with my sack lol

Lol @ u had to tell us u were jay Kay haha

anyways 115lbs in the smith with straps wouldn't do that

 

[SouthernLord]

Straps, belt, wraps, squat briefs, gloves and a helmet

With nose torque to get fired up!

 

[ricco561]

Straps, belt, wraps, squat briefs, gloves and a helmet

With nose torque to get fired up!

Forgot jock strap, which is why you hurt yourself.

 

[gstacker]

A shot of suspention n some no xplode!!! Woop woop!!!

 

[SouthernLord]

Forgot jock strap, which is why you hurt yourself.

lol

no shit right?


I probably should pick one up. Maybe second hand?

I need some compression shorts too.

 

[miplank]

lol

no shit right?


I probably should pick one up. Maybe second hand?

I need some compression shorts too.

lulz

 

[BBR100]

http://www.nzma.org.nz/journal/121-1275/3090/content04.jpg

why'd i click taht

 

[Strongbow]

lol

I was kidding about the smith and the 115. It was actually a good bit heavier than Ive lifted in a while. My groin and adductors are destroyed today. My right groin moreso than the left. That's where I think most of my pain is coming from when moving around.

There is undoubtedly a dull ache in my right cod, but no swelling.

I'll keep you posted with any developments with my sack lol

Lies

 

[ricco561]

lol

no shit right?


I probably should pick one up. Maybe second hand?

I need some compression shorts too.

I could send you my old hockey one that hasn't been washed in 40 years.

 

[SouthernLord]

pass


plank might want them to wear on his head for hand pleaseure tiemz

 

[shirlene29]

I could send you my old hockey one that hasn't been washed in 40 years.

which begs the question, why are you keeping an unwashed jockstrap around

 

[ricco561]

which begs the question, why are you keeping an unwashed jockstrap around

Keeping around?
It's hanging on my wall.

 

[ceo]

I'm gonna go with inguinal hernia for $400, Alex.

 

[gstacker]

I'm gonna go with inguinal hernia for $400, Alex.

Is that ur final answer?

 

[chris302001]

I'm gonna go with inguinal hernia for $400, Alex.

Direct or indirect?

 

[SouthernLord]

Fuck bro. Don't say that. I'll be laid up like jngr.

My groin is tender as fuxk. I'm gonna do some foam rolling when I get home. Hopefully that will help.

 

[miplank]

I think amputation is the only answer.

 

[hurricane]

u got blue balls ngr.. wtf

 

[PICK3]

Glad it's not the left ball, that ones spose to be worth more

"I'd give my left nut for that"

Or is your left nut more expendable

 

[PhoenixS]

This is a funny thread.

 

[gstacker]

Or is your left nut more expendable

Well I guess with a lame right testicle your left nut would become considerably more valubale....

P/s excuse my spelling, I'm
trying to sound smart here

 

[SouthernLord]

Well I guess with a lame right testicle your left nut would become considerably more valubale....

P/s excuse my spelling, I'm
trying to sound smart here

you're needto's alter aren't you?


D:

 

[gstacker]

Lmao needto is my alter pffft

 

[ceo]

Direct or indirect?

indirect, into the scrotum.


Have fun with that SL!!

 

[SouthernLord]

indirect, into the scrotum.


Have fun with that SL!!

wtf bro?????

 

[shirlene29]

lol...you guys are mean......

 

[chris302001]

indirect, into the scrotum.


Have fun with that SL!!

good job!!!!!!

 

[Jon79]

dont get all fancy he is not really a doctor he is just a dentist...

if somone on ef has a heart attack u should still call 911

 

[chris302001]

dont get all fancy he is not really a doctor he is just a dentist...

if somone on ef has a heart attack u should still call 911

lololol PAGING DR FAGGOT!

 

[SouthernLord]

lololol PAGING DR FAGGOT!

 

[ceo]

good job!!!!!!

eventually he will need surgery. They're gonna cut into your sac SL.

 

[eliteandy]

Lol

 

[SouthernLord]

eventually he will need surgery. They're gonna cut into your sac SL.

I fuckin hat you bro

 

[SouthernLord]

I finally seen the Dr. He felt up my junk and did not find any hernias. Too bad my scrote still fucking hurts. They're setting up an ultrasound now. Kinky.

 

[miplank]

amputation is the only answer

 

[SouthernLord]

Brass balls ftw

 

[ceo]

I finally seen the Dr. He felt up my junk and did not find any hernias. Too bad my scrote still fucking hurts. They're setting up an ultrasound now. Kinky.

I hope you get a hot US tech and get wood during. lol.

 

[SouthernLord]

I'm definitely gonna fluff up before I go in there. My luck the US tech will be rnch-like

 

[ceo]

I'm definitely gonna fluff up before I go in there. My luck the US tech will be rnch-like

Majority of US techs are female, but I have known a few male techs. One in particular was fired from the hospital for exposing himself to other employees and a patient happened to see as well.

Good Luck!

 

[BBR100]

lol at fluffing before you go in.

 

[SouthernLord]

lol at fluffing before you go in.

lol

I might be serious

 

[shirlene29]

wut kinda fluffing


explain in graphic detail pls

 

[SouthernLord]

wut kinda fluffing


explain in graphic detail pls

Rustling around with my junk to achieve half mast prior to the ultrasound. Kinda like a slight embellishment of what I'm normally working with. Maybe the US tech will be a hottie and offer a pity hand job

 

[chris302001]

Rustling around with my junk to achieve half mast prior to the ultrasound. Kinda like a slight embellishment of what I'm normally working with. Maybe the US tech will be a hottie and offer a pity hand job

I hope its a 300 lb black man named Curtis

 

[SouthernLord]

I hope its a 300 lb black man named Curtis

lol

It prolly will be. That's the fucked up luck I have

 

[Scotsman]

lol

It prolly will be. That's the fucked up luck I have

Or a 300lb black lady with a bad weave called kaneesha.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SouthernLord]

That would be fine as long as he rubs her big ass tities on me.

 

[Scotsman]

That would be fine as long as he rubs her big ass tities on me.

I didn't say a transvestite US tech, you have more serious issues than rotting schmack my friend.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SouthernLord]

Haha