Who is teh 1/2 fgt Mod that keeps locking my shit

[wootoom]

CEO is still here, I don't know what the fuck you're all talking about


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[miplank]

This one time I had one of my mechanics sneak out to the parking lot and put bearing grease all over the door handles of his 02 power stroke...You know how the door handles are like sideways?...so he comes out of work at the end of the day and I'm pulling away and i see him reach and grab his door handle. His hand slips off and the door slams back shut and he stops and looks at his hand with this "WTF?!?!" look on it. OMG I about died laughing. He calls my phone like a minute later crying like a lil bitch telling him that everyone needed to leave him alone and blah blah I told him to stop being a bitch and hung up on him.


Cool story, fuck yo paragraphs!

 

[bigbassturd]

I had this kid named mike that was a salesmen for awhile...HOLEEFUK did I and everyone else haze the fuck out of him.


I'm still friends w/him on FB and constantly give him shit and correct his spelling errors. LOL!

we haze the shit out of new people. They report us to HR who are mostly all military or prior military, so they haze the fuck out of them for whining about us hazing the fuck out of them

I love it lololololol

 

[wootoom]

Holy fuck shut up


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[miplank]

I think I have a video of him trying to start his pit bike for like 5 min before we finally told him we took the spark plug out.


hahahahahah..lemme try to find it.

 

[wootoom]

Ya you do that


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[bigbassturd]

Holy fuck shut up


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nice avi, and I mean that

 

[wootoom]

Thanks brother. How the fuck have you been?


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[miplank]

we haze the shit out of new people. They report us to HR who are mostly all military or prior military, so they haze the fuck out of them for whining about us hazing the fuck out of them

I love it lololololol

lol..He wanted to leave work like 30 min early one day so I made him put one of these

on his nipple for 60 seconds.


LOL! Got a video of that too somewhere

 

[bigbassturd]

I think I have a video of him trying to start his pit bike for like 5 min before we finally told him we took the spark plug out.


hahahahahah..lemme try to find it.

hahahaha

Our new guy who I've dubbed 'plank' is actually pretty cool, but last week we used a turkey baster to inject tuna water and shrimp juice into the gap between his weather stripping and his window, so he's been coming to work smelling like a dead animal and our management keeps giving him shit for it lololololol