Your most sexually embarassing moments !!

[SpyWizard]

man that is so gross. thats why i dont want to do anal, just the possiblity i pullout a shit stick

exactly,

imagine you are taking her doggie, and stroking away, well, that smell and heat are rising up into your face and nose..

no thanks.. i'll pass.. "it's tighter than her vagina you say"???

I say then you have a small penis or your girl is a road whore that has vibrators that are too big..

either way.. the throat is small..

 

[*The_West*]

I hooked up with this chick in a bar. (We'd been flirting for a while before this). We're both drunk and slip off upstairs to this storage place. Anyway we’re 69ing away and then she’s saying “sorry.” and she’s wiping my dick. I’m like OK, I must have cum and I’m too drunk to know.
I pull up my pants and off I go.
The next morning, I’m sitting on the can and I’m like “Why do I have peas and carrots and crap in my pubic hair”?
She had puked.

holy f**k lol, thats worse than the girl shitting on my sofa!
you must have been properly wasted lol

 

[miplank]

holy f**k lol, thats worse than the girl shitting on my sofa!

no it isn't

 

[ricco561]

no it isn't

True.
My cawk cleans right up.

 

[*The_West*]

its not like she dropped half a gallon of diarhhoea all over my sofa! its leather anyway, cleaned up a treat.
i would rather that than go to bed with vomit encrusted in my pubic hair and over my cock and balls.

 

[*The_West*]

exactly,

imagine you are taking her doggie, and stroking away, well, that smell and heat are rising up into your face and nose..

no thanks.. i'll pass.. "it's tighter than her vagina you say"???

I say then you have a small penis or your girl is a road whore that has vibrators that are too big..

either way.. the throat is small..

its just a different sensation. im not an anal freak, just like to try different things from time to time.

 

[miplank]

its not like she dropped half a gallon of diarhhoea all over my sofa! its leather anyway, cleaned up a treat.
i would rather that than go to bed with vomit encrusted in my pubic hair and over my cock and balls.

how much would you say? a couple quarts? pint?

 

[*The_West*]

how much would you say? a couple quarts? pint?

it wasnt liquid form. just a tiny little piece of shit.
now pipe down you, or im coming to your house to take a shit on your sofa.

 

[miplank]

it wasnt liquid form. just a tiny little piece of shit.
now pipe down you, or im coming to your house to take a shit on your sofa.

so was it a log? or just a few nuggets?

 

[*The_West*]

so was it a log? or just a few nuggets?

a little log. so whats your most embarrasing sexual moment, or have you not yyet had a sexual moment?