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your GF fart or queef during sex?

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Hey guys just wondering if your gf/wife farts or queefs during or after sex?? The other night i just got done ramming my girl doggy style(in the puss)...and she lets out this loooong pffffffffffffffffffff noise...THEN she rolls from doggy style and sits oner ass and i hear this fuckin braaap braap braap noise...WTF is this shit!!? I HOPE ITS A QUEEF..Thank god i didnt smell anything. I kinda ignored the shit i dont wanna embaress her but if it happens again..ohhh boooy...lets hear ur horror stories...Peace
 
God that sucks so bad --- its the angle and the air getting pumped in. Embarrassing as shit, but part of life.... not her fault.
 
Laugh at her, smack her in the ass, then YOU fart in HER face!!!!

:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol:

Should break the tension a little bit.

:doublefi:
 
I agree with Sassy, at least that is what I ve been told, but sounds logic, cause you dont smell anything.

:smash:
 
It doesn't happen the other way(s), so its something specific to that position/angle/whatever.

I can't believe I"m even responding to this.. but you know, its part of life. No one ever said sex was graceful...
 
I hate it when air gets in there. Takes away the sensation, makes it feel all loose!! Also, I read somewhere that getting air in there can potentially cause harm to the chickee. Be careful!
 
Lol, this used to happen with one of my exes all the time! We had great laughs over it. Course, we were comfortable with eachother to where we could do anything and not be grossed out. But man it would make me laugh... :D
 
Take both of your hands and place them on her lower pevelic area and push. I am dead seridous, you will hear the shit blow out....:)
 
Yep! Been there.
Which is why after I fuck 'em doggy, I don't go down for a minute or two, after getting it in the chops a fwe times you get fed up with it, unless its a long term relationship which is different.
Incidently, any of you ever do it rodeo-style?
"What's that?", I hear you ask.

Well, you start off like the normal doggy style, then when she really gets going, you know.. when their ass takes on a life of its own, you say really loud somehting like.."Shit, this is fucking great baby, keep it going, by the way.. did you know your sister likes it this way too!"
Then see how long you can stay up there for partner!!
YEEHAAAA!!! RIDE 'EM COWBOY!!!
 
I think it’s bloody hilarious!

It’s only air, being pushed into your mound by your mans digga, and moving different ways allowing the air to squeeze in there…

Who in the hell made the name Queef up anyway? That sounds so stupid.

BWHAHAHA, who’d get embarrassed over it? It happens, it’s funny as.

Get her to cough that will blow it out of her love triangle.
:FRlol: :busy: :bigkiss: :horny: :doublefi:
 
I do, I do........I was soooo embarrassed by it at first, but hey.......ALL ladies do it sometime or another. You pump, and pump, and pump it some more, and what do you expect??? Me and the BF crack up rollin' on the floor 'cause it so funny!:FRlol:
 
Actually the only time this is dangerous is if she is pregnant (I can't remember why, but it may somehow cause the fetus harm...perhaps miscarriage?).

Anyone who has a problem with puddyfarts ain't been around the puddy long enough! There is NO AIR in the vagina or uterus...only viscous muocus. So if air does happen to get forced in there it WILL eventually come out, hence the puddyfart - LOL!;)
 
I think a queef is just a pussy's way of saying thanks!!

Kinda like in some cultures burping is considered a compliment to the chef!!!LOL
 
About pregnant women; air being pushed through the cervix into the uterus can be dangerous - I think because of all the blood vessels/blood supply for baby. An air bubble can get into the blood stream...then possibly to lungs, brain...scary. With oral sex too - no hard blowing into the vagina. That's what I read, if I remember correctly.

About the queef! Yes, it's good to have a sense of humor. It's funny and so NOT sexy. All you can do is laugh! :D
 
Champ
Take both of your hands and place them on her lower pevelic area and push. I am dead seridous, you will hear the shit blow out....



Pevelic area? Where's that? I think I missed that part in anatomy & physiology.
 
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aint even lying. if it wasnt anal and i heard the noise when i was bangin away at her twat then i probably wouldnt have been so turned off. it just felt to my like she farted on my dick.
 
:fro:

Dude, you crack me up :lmao:

Don't pound her so hard, your forcing air into her crack.

It has to come out somehow.........................

Just think of it as a 'dick & nut' Blowdry :FRlol:
 
chronicX357 said:
aint even lying. if it wasnt anal and i heard the noise when i was bangin away at her twat then i probably wouldnt have been so turned off. it just felt to my like she farted on my dick.
Click to expand...

And people wonder why, most people arn't into anal sex...think about it

what if she was pounding YOUR ass.......I'm sure you would blow a fat juicy one......guys have NO control anyway, so in that situation it would be REAL bad. I'm sure she would be turned off too----

ASS = You never know what will happen
 
??!? if she was pounding away in my ass something seriously would have to be wrong.

but no i see what you mean after that experience i have no interest in anal sex
 
LOl

I suppose you've never farted hey guys? I bet you can control yourself all the time?!! What are you guys like 12? Girls fart too! And if air gets into their vagina, it has to come out! If you can't accept this and be mature about it maybe you shouldn't be having sex little boy!
 
what's the problem?

It 's one of the many sounds and smells of raw, hard sex and I love it. If you have a good relationship with the girl you'll both laugh about it.:fro:
 
Put the music up louder.
Or for even more fun, go down on her and blow some air up there and then give it about a minute and the sound will be killer...
 
Listen fella's. It's your fault we do it.

Your the one's pushing all that air into our vagina's.

It's gotta come out you know.

It's so funny, it happened to me the other night, my man and I thought it was hilerious. We laugh about it.

So all you narrow minded freaks who think it's disgusting. Go and eat my VAGINA! :chomp:

:wavey: :loveyou:
 
Ok, so it's our fault, but you gotta agree that some cracks are more suspectible to it than others, bring on the noise!
 
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