you all fucking suck...what did you do today

[shirlene29]

nothing I bet...I know I tried to do nothing today


surfed the interwebs...make some work calls

got some jobs sorted out via work calls (better than driving/good delegation skilz today)
got some repair work to the brother in laws car scheduled/priced out

checked out some porn

checked out some craigslist

tried to take a nap...but couldnt fall asleep

gotta go to the husbands company christmas thing tonight..then gonna do some light christmas shopping for the kids
(tablet or a ds for the 5 yr old?? can you play angry birds on ds?)

what useless shit did you all do today?

discuss

 

[miplank]

nobody gives a fuck

 

[billfred]

nothing I bet...I know I tried to do nothing today


surfed the interwebs...make some work calls

got some jobs sorted out via work calls (better than driving/good delegation skilz today)
got some repair work to the brother in laws car scheduled/priced out

checked out some porn

checked out some craigslist

tried to take a nap...but couldnt fall asleep

gotta go to the husbands company christmas thing tonight..then gonna do some light christmas shopping for the kids
(tablet or a ds for the 5 yr old?? can you play angry birds on ds?)

what useless shit did you all do today?

discuss

you know you rubbed one out right there after you watched some porn and realized there was nobody to hook up with close by on Craiglist. Don't leave out important details!!

 

[burnthiscorpse]

DS is junk. Fuck that hand held babysitter shit. Tablet if you must.


I sat here at work surfing EF and mopping.

Burped and puked in my mouth a little. Feel like a stomach bug is brewing. Sweet. Wanna make out?

 

[shirlene29]

no...but I do want pics of the vomit



bill....an ommission is not a lie!

 

[billfred]

no...but I do want pics of the vomit



bill....an ommission is not a lie!

ok.. but was it before Craiglist or after??

 

[shirlene29]

before...
cuz I was lookin for a new jeep

 

[billfred]

before...
cuz I was lookin for a new jeep

Jeeps don't make you horny?

 

[shirlene29]

not really

 

[shirlene29]

fucking on the hood of a ferrari might tho