He can fuck in my bed if he changes the sheets. I had my best friend pass out on my bed during a party at my old apartment when I was spending the night with my woman.............fucker puked everywhere, couldn't even get my screen to my window open so he just puked all over the screen. I was livid with my roommates for letting him into my room knowing full well this kid has a history of yaking everywhere. My only vidication was that some dude shit himself on my roommates ottoman. Watching my roommate taking one of my needles and injecting cologne and aqua velva into it for days afterward was something of great amusement to me until he finally gave up and pitched it.....fuckin priceless!!