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Worst thing yuo've eaten in the name of lifting.

tuc biscuit

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For me it has to be a bowl of warm cottage cheese, pineapple and kidney beans (made me heave) or a diet coke and tuna milkshake, although I'm not averse to a tuna and water shake on occasion.
 
oat meal the first time i cooked it myself in the microvawe.

i ate 4 spoons of it and almost puked, I would rather eat ass with that spoon.
 
For me-- it must have been an omelet idea with kidney beans and white rice-- it burned, and I still ate it. Actually, I have burned a number of things and still ate them. I still try out new things,so I run into bad tastes now and then.

Don't put milk in tonic water!
 
why is it bad to microwave oatmeal....with enough splenda oatmeal is good. i dont know how i would down 2 cups of oats w/o splenda.
 
id have to say just throwing a dose of avena sativa from bac down my throat and washing it down with water bc I didnt want to put it in pills. for some reason the stuff makes me so sick. i can take down the strongest green tea extract from bac w/o capping it no problem
 
The worst thing I've eaten in the name of lifting has to come from a time when I was really down on my luck and couldn't afford a gym membership fee. Well, the owner of the gym was this 70 year old woman with blue hair and varacose veins and she said she'd give me a membership if I did something for her...

Ever eat chocolate pudding without a spoon?
 
Tuc reading that post almost made me hurl.
 
flax oil in anything makes me gag.
 
There's an old post somewhere about a guy that ate bulls testicles for testosterone!

Worst thing I ever had was some EAS weight loss drink, I was literally gagging and threw it out.
 
EAS cookies n cream protein bar. I could taste it for 3 days afterward. Had that "I'm going to puke any sec now" feeling for 3 days. Yuck!
 
i posted in another thread:
1 scoop ON Vanilla Ice Cream Whey
1tbsp virgin Olive Oil
1tbsp Gplenish
3-4g's Taurine
nothing tastes worse, and keep in mind i don't really have any reservations as far as taste, i eat raw ALCar, Green Tea extract and RHO, but this Gplenish mixture is plain gross...but i can't complain as far as the results it yields: it's worth the taste, the money and every sip of that concoction
 
juve said:
i posted in another thread:
1 scoop ON Vanilla Ice Cream Whey
1tbsp virgin Olive Oil
1tbsp Gplenish
3-4g's Taurine
but this Gplenish mixture is plain gross...but i can't complain as far as the results it yields: it's worth the taste, the money and every sip of that concoction
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LOL:p

just add in one or two more scoops of that flavored Whey and you'll be fine....

I take it your on a low carb diet:)
 
no i'm not low carbing...that's my night-time ultimate recovery formula (YEA!!!)...works great, i get deep sleep, weirdest dreams and next day wake up at 6AM like a soldier with no complaints...i love it...i'll post my feedback soon, there's so much more to it!!
 
Myoplex makes these protein chips that are supposed to be like potato chips. When you first put them in your mouth it's not too bad. After the 3rd chew, they taste like saw dust. I'm not a very picky eater, but I couldn't choke down many of them.
 
I recently mixed vanilla flavoured whey with oats and milk and heated it all up.

Big mistake.
 
2 chicken breasts and mountian dew code red put in the blender and drank....was like drinking baby shit....very thick and warm...
 
onerepmaximum said:
Myoplex makes these protein chips that are supposed to be like potato chips. When you first put them in your mouth it's not too bad. After the 3rd chew, they taste like saw dust. I'm not a very picky eater, but I couldn't choke down many of them.
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Yeah I remember those. They were handing those out at the EAS booth at the Arnold Expo the year they introduced them. Nobody liked them then either.
 
Partially rotten milk, Under-cooked chicken breast with some paper plate stuck to it, eggs with the shell on, Chicken gizzard sandwhich, the original GNC weightgainers (vomit inducing), Expired protein shakes, Microwaved steak, Gasoline soaked hamburgers (construction work), And alot of others Im sure.
 
Ive also vomitted a number of times on Lemon Lime Cell-Tech, and Grape flavored TRAC made me vomit as well, I imagine thats what windex would taste like. Many more Im sure, its hard to remember them all hahahaha
 
BeefyBull said:
Any type of meat shake is pretty sick shit IMO.
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I told Tuc this once already..the word "shake" should never be used in conjuction with any type of meat. Sick!!

Flax oil on a tablespoon.. *shivver* I stand over the sink for 5 minutes psyching myself out. My mind says "yes" but my stomach says "oh hellllllllll no!!" and ejects. :sick: But I can't take it mixed in anything else either.
 
Once, me and a couple of buddies went to a local cheese factory and picked up a 50lb bag of whey protein for $15. What a deal. Well, this crap was so salty and nasty we had to mix it with jello powder. Later we found out it was whey powder that they make dog food out of. I think I consumed about 3lbs of it before I threw it out. Man, did we ever have some bad gas!
 
BeefyBull said:
Any type of meat shake is pretty sick shit IMO.

Olive Oil aint that bad. Neither is Lemon-Lime Cell-Tizzle. LLCT is easily the worst flavor though. Of course, there is no point in buying Cell-Tech or any similar products unless money is no object. For the same price, you could buy a kilo of creatine, a bucket of dextrose, and a bunch of ALA caps from Iceman or BAC.

http://www.beyond-a-century.com/
http://www.supplementdirect.com/
http://www.kilosports.com/
http://www.anabolicfitness.com/
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I get the stuff dirt cheap, and it works for me when I can stomache it.
 
Yeah, meat shakes are not a good idea. Back in the day we used to make BBQ pork shakes ( 2 scoops vanilla custard, 1 scoop BBQ pork) as initiation for new hires at the restaraunt I managed. The dill pickle shake was also poplular, but a few actually kind of liked that.
 
there should be a warning no eating well deading this thread!!

:sick:Some of this stuff is beyond nasty I though cottage cheese and the odd not so tasty shake was bad but some of you take it to another level! :lmao:
 
Re: there should be a warning no eating well deading this thread!!

dayna4u2nv said:
:sick:Some of this stuff is beyond nasty I though cottage cheese and the odd not so tasty shake was bad but some of you take it to another level! :lmao:
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:alien: :p
 
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dayna4u2nv said:
:sick:Some of this stuff is beyond nasty I though cottage cheese and the odd not so tasty shake was bad but some of you take it to another level! :lmao:
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i am all about tasty food
if it does not taste good in the garBAGE it goes
 
I can take some what plain tasting food but not anything that might make me vomit what is the point in eating it if your going to toss it up. I am also not a big fan of pills I tend to gag when I take them vitamins not my favorite things.
 
dayna4u2nv said:
I can take some what plain tasting food but not anything that might make me vomit what is the point in eating it if your going to toss it up. I am also not a big fan of pills I tend to gag when I take them vitamins not my favorite things.
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You never know unless you try....And trying is half the fun
:sick: :bday:
 
i've had some nasty things in my time, but not all in the name of lifting, so i'l break it down for you

plegding
1) sardines covered in chocolate syrup, eating it by the handful and not puking
2) eating puked up sardines covered in chocolate, bile, and beer
3) suck a fart, you dont want to know


But in the name of lifting:
1) When i tried to clean out my system cuz i hadnt shit in 2 days, i had to drink pure mineral oil, it was terrible
2) also when i still couldnt shit (too much protein) i had an upper GI, in which they made me drink BARIUM, if you've never had it, thank god, no amount of meat shakes and rotten food can compare
3) double serving of mass action fruit punch mixed in powerade, god awful, almost yaked every time i took it, had to hold my nose
4) shots of prolab amino fuel, terrible taste the guy at gnc said he actually liked it and it tasted good
5) liquid protein (bought it at gnc in the blue and yellow bottle) terrible flavor and made me gag and dry heave for a day
6) Gplenish is pretty nasty, can always taste it no matter how dilute it is
7) the jelly left over from a can of spam, only thing to wash down dry creatine, when i went on a canoe trip (no way in hell was i drinking the water)
 
Vectork39 said:
i've had some nasty things in my time, but not all in the name of lifting, so i'l break it down for you

plegding
1) sardines covered in chocolate syrup, eating it by the handful and not puking
2) eating puked up sardines covered in chocolate, bile, and beer
3) suck a fart, you dont want to know


But in the name of lifting:
1) When i tried to clean out my system cuz i hadnt shit in 2 days, i had to drink pure mineral oil, it was terrible
2) also when i still couldnt shit (too much protein) i had an upper GI, in which they made me drink BARIUM, if you've never had it, thank god, no amount of meat shakes and rotten food can compare
3) double serving of mass action fruit punch mixed in powerade, god awful, almost yaked every time i took it, had to hold my nose
4) shots of prolab amino fuel, terrible taste the guy at gnc said he actually liked it and it tasted good
5) liquid protein (bought it at gnc in the blue and yellow bottle) terrible flavor and made me gag and dry heave for a day
6) Gplenish is pretty nasty, can always taste it no matter how dilute it is
7) the jelly left over from a can of spam, only thing to wash down dry creatine, when i went on a canoe trip (no way in hell was i drinking the water)
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I had the barrium shit before they shoved that metal rod up my ass to X-ray my intestines. haha What sucked was I had to drink a gallon of this fluoride tasting shit the night before, and didnt eat for 2 days. Fun times!
 
ahh you know the feeling, wait a minute....i never had a rod shoved up my ass but i did have my insides displayed on a big screen, and the guy was like "lets see here...(pooo), (pooo), jabbing me in the stomach so he could see the shit move around.
 
Vectork39 said:
ahh you know the feeling, wait a minute....i never had a rod shoved up my ass but i did have my insides displayed on a big screen, and the guy was like "lets see here...(pooo), (pooo), jabbing me in the stomach so he could see the shit move around.
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haha Was it a tube? I swear my shit talked to me on the screen that day. He introduced himself as the brown shitman.
 
paul2110 said:
Got to be a sardine and cheese sandwich! - I was actually physically sick later that night.
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Fish and cheese do not mix. I tried Tuna + Cottage cheese once, disgusting! I haven't forgiven myself for doing such thing. You know what's also nasty? Isopure protein.
 
fuck the funny pages, all I got to do is read this shit, but the worst thing I have ever had is Kimchee!!(dont have a clue how to spell it) but its that sick ass seeweed shit they eat in Korea, had 4 different types, never learned my lesson, just kept buying beer to wash it down. one type actually tasted like burnt ass hole!!! it just about made me reconsider eating ever...
 
Xero said:
Ive heard of people drinking tuna shakes, ive never done it though.
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wen i dont have any more protein powder,mix in blender 1 can tuna (DRAINED)a glass of orange juice, glass of water, and blend away, doesnt taste that bad, prety good acctually
 
It wasn't in the name of lifting, but in college I was on the synchronized swimming team. There was an annual party called Fish Fest thrown by the men's swimming/diving team, and all aquatic sports teams (m/w swimming, diving, water polo, the synchro team, rowing teams) were invited. Being a freshman, I knew nothing about it, and just thought it was a cute name for a party for swimmers.

I walk in the door of the house it was at with one of my friends, there tanks of goldfish all over. I still thought that was cute. Then I saw one of the water polo guys pick a fish up out of the tank, swallow the thing whole and chase it with a Natty Light. Just seeing that was enough to make me vomit all over the floor, and of course I never lived down the fact that I puked just by watching someone swallow a goldfish. 5 yrs later I get that slight "I have to puke" feeling every time I even look at a goldfish.

As far as me personally eating stuff--GNC Pro Performance whey protein (vanilla and chocolate are both nasty), various disgusting protein bars, overcooked egg whites
 
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Cottage cheese mixed with chocolate protein powder.....oh god it was horrible...
 
Xero said:
Same thing I usually give you for posting on this board. :)
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Yay!! Chocolate chip Cookies!!

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TRUEsoldier said:
one type actually tasted like burnt ass hole!!!
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Dare I ask how you know what that tastes like? :worried:

My worst creation was a mixture of tuna and peanut butter in a pita pocket. I figured that if tuna tasted good and peanut butter tasted good, why can't they taste good together?
 
the first tiem i added vanilla protein powder and egg whites to my oatmeal.....the protein powder wasnt liquid naymroe..it tasted like ass...no the i would know, but it was sick....and one time i was in a hurry adn had no tiem to cook my egg whites so i put water, protein powder and 3 egg whties into a cup and drank it.....that made me want to vomit! oh and adding bannana's in the blender mixed with tofu adn protein powder is nasty.....the bannanas had a bad after taste!
 
I just ate the worst tasting meal of my life about 5 minutes ago.... plain microwaved oatmeal and a can of tuna mixed in. Disgusting! And i agree on the Flax Oil.. nasty!
 
Water.. I hate water.. giving up my coca cola and pepsi has been so hard
 
Hmm? Back in my high school days I made some pretty atrocious protein shakes. The protein tasted like crap back then anyhow lol.

How about cheap egg protein powder, milk powder, tuna and raw eggs and some nesquik powder drink. YUM! That's the worst and 1 time only. I drank it all though. Damn near a quart in one sitting. BARF. ACtually I held it in, but man, that was the raunchiest of raunchy protein shakes and a definite nose plugger/mega fast downer.

Tuna, raw egg and brown rice sludge drink. Drinkable sorta. More like chew and drink at the same time. FIBER, mmmm.....YUCK.

Drinking cod liver oil. Um, can you say bitter cod liver oil face? Talk about rancid tasting!

Those are the worst. I won't go into the lesser myriad of gone wrong protein drinks.
 
in the name of bodybuilding the worst thing i ever ate was my ex g/f's pussy. she said that because of how much better i was starting to look we'd be fuckin more often. but all that ever happend was me goin down on her. i think she used to wipe from the back to front. lol lol.

El Vez
 
i once made a salad consisting entirely of salmon and tuna and mayonaise. i just had to hold my breathe and swallow, but i swear, in each spoon full there must have been 10 grams.
 
Yarg! said:
i once made a salad consisting entirely of salmon and tuna and mayonaise. i just had to hold my breathe and swallow, but i swear, in each spoon full there must have been 10 grams.
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errrrrrrrrrr i see nothing wrong with that
i would love to have such salad
esp if pacific salmon
you fuckers in bc are so lucky
 
my dad once made this type of meat supposedly beaten to be pretty much like ground beef, only it was left in a tondor(asian oven type) for 12 hours wrapped in something i don't remember. When he opened it it was so eww that no one could get close to it. The smell was horrible but it was apparently a delicasy(sp?). A couple of real old guests me and my dad were the only people who were able to eat it and enjoy it. The smell lingered on our clothes and fingers and face the whole day.
 
subzero, i bet it was jackalope, a rare animal that runs in the plains west of the misssissippi. i heard that if you were fast and lucky enough to catch one you had to eat it on the second day of the first equinox of the next even numberd year and then bury the horns in a shallow grave on a holy site north of the 38th parallel at 12:34 in the afternoon pacific time and say the prayer of holy jackalope enlightenment for the needy. i am still waiting for the day, to get mine.

peace be with you brotha.

El Vez
 
vezpolo said:
subzero, i bet it was jackalope, a rare animal that runs in the plains west of the misssissippi. i heard that if you were fast and lucky enough to catch one you had to eat it on the second day of the first equinox of the next even numberd year and then bury the horns in a shallow grave on a holy site north of the 38th parallel at 12:34 in the afternoon pacific time and say the prayer of holy jackalope enlightenment for the needy. i am still waiting for the day, to get mine.

peace be with you brotha.

El Vez
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you wouldn't want to eat it hun.
 
any of you boys ever try GH/Andro stack? The shit looks smells and tastes like a fuckin tar pit. Chewy a necesity directly after consumption. Good results though.
 
My ex. She was easy to lift though.
 
My, ex... though a bitter breakup in which I actually didn't fuck up this time, it was all her... I swear LoL. She was so bad I'd gag when trying to eat it, I tried and tried to hide it. Here it is, she was so bad I lend her a pair of sweats to sleep in when she stayed the night and when I got through knocking the bottom out of it she'd slip those on and we'd goto bed. I just washed them, but when I found them to go in the washer... there was a white crusty buildup and fuckin ranked to high heaven that made me actually gag again when I pick them up LMAO.... I just cracked my self up by re-reading this, LMAO.

Rex-a-mus
 
CaptainBSU91 said:
My, ex... though a bitter breakup in which I actually didn't fuck up this time, it was all her... I swear LoL. She was so bad I'd gag when trying to eat it, I tried and tried to hide it. Here it is, she was so bad I lend her a pair of sweats to sleep in when she stayed the night and when I got through knocking the bottom out of it she'd slip those on and we'd goto bed. I just washed them, but when I found them to go in the washer... there was a white crusty buildup and fuckin ranked to high heaven that made me actually gag again when I pick them up LMAO.... I just cracked my self up by re-reading this, LMAO.

Rex-a-mus
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Needed to add the gag factor, didnt ya, Hollywood?

:hurl:
 
i would say food wise, lol, i have most people beat. a baked potato, can of tuna, splenda and strawberry flavoring. Choked half down then almost puked and couldn't think about food for about and hour with out gagging. NASTY!!!!
 
and for all yall talking bout nasty pussy. You need to late your lady know that, their stuff doesn't clean itself!!!. LOL by the way im new to this forum and just wanna say whats up to everyone.
 
ON's vanilla custard egg protein powder made me gag everytime...but I was too stubborn to throw it away before finishing the 2lb tub.
 
Canned chicken
+ protein powder
+ V8
+ skim milk

= :sick:
 
cells said:
2 chicken breasts and mountian dew code red put in the blender and drank....was like drinking baby shit....very thick and warm...
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Dude you got problems...Where the hell did you come up with that recipe? Protien, caffeine and sugar combo before a workout? My god...

:rolleyes:

Bluesman
 
i call bullshit on the code red and chicken breasts, anyone ever have VPX's old shit with reddish brown oral shit that you had to keep in ur mouth for a minute....absolutely repulsive
 
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