Heck, I can see how hard it is to guage considering your entire career you've been seeing pinstripes in front of you. Kind of acts like a hypnotic tool.
My only prayer is that Torre grows a sac and throws Embree out there to launch a heater in "Big Papi's" (don't you "men" feel gay calling him that? jesus, fuggin pillowbiters) busted ass grill.