Why is the ex calling me?

[Bikini Mod]

What she said.....I mean, can you blame the doode? If I had your number I'd be calling you too!!!!! (I'd come up with something better than OOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to say tho....poor planning on his part.....)

Nah, just a reason why Smurfy tired of his shit and sent his sorry ass packing.

Clearly the dude could not BEGIN to give her enough mental stimulation.