Texting mind games

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give me your # so I call you



then when you text me I can text you back to say STFU fgt

Lol!!!!

 

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Love the movie Swingers. What a classic

Mike: So how long do I wait to call?
Trent: A day.
Mike: Tomorrow.
Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.
Trent: Yeah.
Mike: So two days?
Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.
Trent: Yeah, two's enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles: Then ask her where you met her.
Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?
Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.
Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue: Six days.

Quit fucking spamming

 

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That one was already pitched, purchased, and made into a movie. My only part in it, was buying the DVD.

But I do have some great ideas for a pilot. Idiot servant aliens that are little people. They have watched Happy Days for the 20 years it took them to reach earth. They have no way back home. They talk like Fonzie. And have to adapt to living here. Let me know if you want the PDF.

I want teh manuscript of the pilot where you STFU

 

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