Why do married people stop having sex?

[-SD-]

When I'm married all I will want to do is have sex with my husband. I'm going to marry knowing that he would never do anything to jeoprodize the relationship so there should be no reason for not having sex.

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[jackangel]

lolz @ omega.

my girl seems to agree with you a bit more than i'd like. i'll handle it, though.

 

[RottenWillow]

Boredom.

 

[digimon7068]

Boredom.

i've said this before. . .i'm a little bit like a beagle i suppose. . .you can feed me the same thing, everyday, for my whole life. . .and everyday at 5pm, when i'm laying in front of the fireplace, and i hear that food bag rattle, i'll leap to my feet and yell YES!!!! FOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!

 

[javaguru]

lol. spoken like an idealistic man who's never been married.

Just curious omega, and you don't have to answer, but what is the longest (romantic type) relationship you've ever been in?

Brian's speak words of wisdom but few are enlightened enough to head our words.

 

[ceo]

Brian's speak words of wisdom but few are enlightened enough to head our words.

You got that right Brian!

But those that do listen become enlightened indeed!




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[javaguru]

You got that right Brian!

But those that do listen become enlightened indeed!




***Now taking applications for the Church Of Brian.

I would like to add that 10% of your gross income is a small price to pay to Brian's for true enlightenment; This is cutting edge enlightenment based on modern cutting edge technology, not some dusty old book written by people that knew less than a third grader about the universe.

 

[trex74]

I don't know, but I always assumed that having children would take the shine off of things for a while...the lack of sleep and background crying noise must not set the mood very well.
also being a whale for a while afterwards till back in shape.

that would probably last a little while IMO

 

[Smurfy]

I would like to add that 10% of your gross income is a small price to pay to Brian's for true enlightenment; This is cutting edge enlightenment based on modern cutting edge technology, not some dusty old book written by people that knew less than a third grader about the universe.

wait, i thought you were the guy whose wife dunmped him for not giving her enough sex?

 

[JudgementDay]

Well so far I'm 1 year into being married and we still bang like bunnies, on average twice a day everyday lol.......but I am 21 so......lol