Happy said:
Hey, ern
I would go w/ a Brazilian wax.lol. For those of you you who don't know what one is-- I guess when you have it done (probably mostly women) you lay on a table and put legs all the way back between your head. The people who do this procedure,(usually people at a salon or something) will lube up your crotch and ass with really hot wax. They let it cool for a bit and then start tearing away at ya!!
I guess it leaves you bald as a baby every square inch down there. I would do a little further inquiring about this, though. I am still not positive if it was just someonejerking me around. Best of luck, Bro.
I've been waxing for years, everywhere below my chin

! It definitely hurts the first few times but your follicles seem to desensitize bit by bit and it hurts less every time. PLUS your hair takes weeks to grow back and when it does, it grows back baby soft!
My boyfriend loves how soft I am and has started doing it himself now - started with his chest, moved to arms, underarms and legs, and now does his whole pubic area ("Brazilian" the whole thing, including balls and between the cheeks) He says most painful spot to wax was around his bellybutton.
Result? No stubble, no ingrown hairs/pimples (use an aftershave lotion), so soft you can't stop touching it!!!!!!
Another thing: if you go get this professionaly done (as I certainly recommend - there are techniques to learn! - If there is interest I'll write a bigger post on DIY tips) there is a numbing spray made by a company called Gigi who specialize in epilatory products that makes a big difference, ask your salon if they use it. And don't be embarrassed - many salons do this for bodybuilders and exotic dancers all the time. Chances are good your ass won't be the first to smile back at the esthetician who's got the honors.
Besides, aren't you big tough boys used to a little pain?
