Hey, ern
I would go w/ a Brazilian wax.lol. For those of you you who don't know what one is-- I guess when you have it done (probably mostly women) you lay on a table and put legs all the way back between your head. The people who do this procedure,(usually people at a salon or something) will lube up your crotch and ass with really hot wax. They let it cool for a bit and then start tearing away at ya!! I guess it leaves you bald as a baby every square inch down there. I would do a little further inquiring about this, though. I am still not positive if it was just someonejerking me around. Best of luck, Bro.