Who is/was the best lay of your life?

[Wulfgar]

See, downtown St. Pete on first fridays is like a family fest man.. There were a bunch of booths and games and shit for kids to do and I guess he just thought his daughter was into that kind of shit.. Well, this chick, from what I understand now from talking to her last night, was supposed to stay with her brother.. Her brother is 22..Well, her brother met a broad and rode away with her leaving her by herself.. She said her dad is a big time alcoholic and that he came into the bar for a drink, not reallly looking for her.. What's crazy too is that like 5 minutes before he came I suggested that we go to another bar further away from the festivities but I was just too busy feeling up and making out with her thinking dirty thoughts..

I was going to hang out with her last night but went to Round Up instead.. (Round Up is sick..it's a country bar and shit but the ratio is out of this fucking world.. so many hot bitches) No strange last night but I got a couple hot bitches' numbers..

Anyhow like I said I did get her # and she and I are going to meet up during lunch sometime this week to unleash our primal instincts upon one another.. I'm going to eat that pussy 'til my mouth goes fucking numb.. I've never been so excited to fuck a girl, ever.. PERIOD.. I'll try to take some pics of this chick, ya'll have to see her.. I just talked myself into a fucking raging hard on..

T-Matt

lol
dude I can feel your excitedment just reading your post! post up some pics brotha and write the chinese alphabet on that little bitches twat then fuck her into the next leap year.

 

[T-Matt]

lol
dude I can feel your excitedment just reading your post! post up some pics brotha and write the chinese alphabet on that little bitches twat then fuck her into the next leap year.

Countdown son.. T minus 60 minutes and counting.. :

T-Matt

 

[T-Matt]

This is the only pic that wouldn't be considered 'innappropriate.' And yes we are having sex again as soon as I get off work. Her dad went down to the Salvador Dali museum and she is just chilling at her hotel room..

T-Matt

http://i3.tinypic.com/23w02li.jpg

 

[Wulfgar]

This is the only pic that wouldn't be considered 'innappropriate.' And yes we are having sex again as soon as I get off work. Her dad went down to the Salvador Dali museum and she is just chilling at her hotel room..

T-Matt

http://i3.tinypic.com/23w02li.jpg

good lord
bro u are the fuckin man.
details and more details

 

[T-Matt]

good lord
bro u are the fuckin man.
details and more details

I don't wanna show her face for obvious reasons but I'll pm it over to ya man.. Bro.. I just swooped her up from her hotel and she didn't hesitate one second, she jumped in my car and basically right on top of me and started kissing me and grabbing my cock.. she fucking stroked that shit all the way back to my placed.. haha, just to try out Oxycalm to see if it really works I asked her to try it with me.. she hit up a couple of sprays and within minutes she was all giggling and she had those 'we're going ot have sex like RIGHT NOW' eyes.. i love that shit.. i got flamed on other threads for it, but that shit fucking works..

So, as soon as we get there I picked her up off her feet and carried her into my place, sat down and told her to do some modeling for me, that I wanted to take some pics.. I took about 10 pics before I just couldn't take it anymore.. I took off her clothes, gently laid her down on the bed and just went to work on that pussy.. man, that shit was like cake dawg..That pussy was textbook, cleanly shaved, very symmetrical, had absolutely no taste, tight like threading a needle... I didn't stop eating that pussy until she came...Man, A lot of chicks I've been with are DONE after one orgasm.. they'll fuck you, but their energy is in the shithole.. NOT THIS BROAD.. Man, she fucking ripped off my last two buttons on my shirt and normally I'd be pissed cuz that was an expensive shirt, but fuck it man, she knew what she wanted.. she wouldn't even let me get my pants all the way off before she started sucking.. so I just picked her up and held her legs up and ate her pussy some more while she sucked on my dick.. She was taking it like a champ man, gagging a luittle here and there but doing a damn good job for being so petite and having such a small head.. As we're ready to start fucking I softly lay her down and just kiss her from head to toe, showing her how much I admire her beauty, she got goosebumps everywhere.. I grabbed her legs opened them up, spread 'em and slowly started working it in.. And man if that wasn't a nice tight little pussy with an awesome suction.. took me a little while to get it fully in, but once it was in it didn't wanna come out.. I started stroking softly and just to hear her moans get louder and louder and her breathing gettin heavier, man, I was so turned on and fucking rocked up like that was the last pussy i was ever going to get.. she kept saying harder and harder.. I pounded that shit as hard as i could..I started feeling her sweating on her lower back and feeling her heart pounding and breathing like she just ran a 5k.... then she was like 'ok, it's my turn' and she started riding.. mannnnnnnnnnnn.. seeing her gorgeous face and perfect body on top of me, seeing her moaning and her nails digging into me and then she started biting my chest and my neck and oohhh man I was in fucking heaven... I was about to cum after only like 2 minutes of her riding.. I was just too excited to be finally fucking her.. i told her I wanted to see her ass.. so got up off it and turned around and started riding again.. man, that ass is so nice, that pic does it no jusstice whatsoever i'm telling you.. meanwhile her phone is ringing off the hook and all she can do is giggle and moan louder and louder, knowing that its her dad checking on her while he's at the salvador dali museum all the way acrosss the county.. knowing that just made me that much hornier.. fuck.. ok, so she rides for about 10 more minutes and she admits that she is just exhausted.. so, i stack up some pillows so she can lay on them while i hit it from the back.. she lays on it and takes a good 10 more minutes of pounding from the back.. At this point i notice the time, i really needed to get back to the office, i was anticipating a couple extremely important faxes.. I then pull out and she's like 'you gotta get back baby?" I'm like 'yeah' without fucking hesitation she fucking goes to work again, twisting and turning and playing with my balls and everything and sucks me off in like 2 minutes.. I busted it all over her face and her chest and she just jumps up into my arms like she's the happiest woman alive.. fucking getting all my cum all over my chest and neck and shit.lol.. fuck it.. She's fucking gorgeous..

man.. you just don't know..

And then there's this petite lil italian chick I met at Round Up Sat night.. I need to hit her up tomorrow or Wed and see what's up..

T-Matt

 

[needtogetaas]

my wife.and I ant saying it cuz she is my wife.she knows just what to do for me.lol

 

[Gymgurl]

Have to say my wife of nearly 9 yrs. She just fits me perfect. Couldn't imagine much better. I'm very fortuante. I was somewhat scared of a long term relationship. You know, you here of the 7 yr. itch but I think it's only gotten better over the years. I would like it a little more often than what I'm getting at the moment but no complaints on the kitty when I do hit it

After all the time they just know the right things to do to ya....

 

[rnch]

still looking/trying/searching for that one.......

 

[Wulfgar]

T-matt thats a great story bro. I know exactly what you mean getting ass like that. I love those girls who are just aggresive hardcore sex freaks. thats some quality ass. I need to get my act together and get out there. U have motivated the shit out of me! lol
and hey my pm box is full..shoot it to me through email.. Ill karma u over the addy

good fuckin job bro! you make me proud.

 

[BigRupe]

Hit it bro!!!!

Damn man.. Mad props for that.. Although she's a porn star now, that pussy STILL looks tight, I'm sure that shit was hella tight back in the days.. All I can say is :cheers: you fuck! lol.. There's just something about her portrayed young innocence that does it to me..

... Oh and last night.. hahahahaha.. I fucking screwed the pooch last night, boy lemme tell ya.... So, last night was First Friday here in da burg and we have a huge block party downtown every first Friday. Last night was especially big b/c all the local radio stations were down there and they had Devil Ray tints and different venders had displays and there was a concert too.. Some local punk band.. They actually weren't that bad.. So anyways I went strolling around by myself.. But anyhow it was so busy downtown that none of the bars were check ids.. Shit, I saw some drunk ass 12 or 13 year olds, it's crazy..

Well, I met this INSANELY hot petite blonde chick that was down on vacation from Ohio last night at a bar.. She was full of energy, had an absolutely gorgeous smile, had this adorable aura about her, a nice rack, a tiny ass little waist, a GRRRREAT ass, and a tongue ring.. What more could a guy ask for, seriously?!?!1 She was a solid 9.. So yeah, we're playing darts and she's slamming down drinks like it's water on a hot summer's day.. We're flirting like crazy and basically trying to undress each other. I lift her skirt up and look up under there and she was so tanned and that baby blue thong was looking so yummy.. We start messing around with each other while we're throwing darts and tickling each other and she is just going straight for the cock so I start thumbing her in the ass and grabbing her titties..I'm telling you this chick just had so much energy I was getting so excited about the things she is going to do with me in bed.. I'm fucked psyched, this bitch is going to just fuck my brains out, I can feel it..

The second we start making out I get a tap on my shoulder from an unexpected party.. Now I'm thinking maybe it's one of my boys and maybe one of her friends or something... So, I kind of take my time, and really grab into her ass and enjoy the tongue ring and slowly begin to turn around and right as I am the look on her face was unforgetable.. I seriously thought that she just saw a 15ft tall grizzly that was about to pound us into the ground. So, I just go ahead and turn around and it's some short chubby bald guy with a very unpleasant look on his face. I'm thinking, ok, this guy needs to get the fuck out of my face before i knock his ass out. He looks me dead in the eyes and says "What the fuck do you think you're doing with my daughter?" i'm like "I was umm.. playing darts, getting to know her, you know.." He goes "Son, I'm about 2 seconds away from kicking your goddamn ass. Do you know how old she is?" I was like "Well, no, I never asked.. She's what 20? 21?" He says "No son, she is 17" I almost fucking swallowed my tongue... I thought for sure she was at least 19..

She left the bar with her dad and I was just glad to get away alive.. lol.. you just don't know.. That fat bastard probably had a 12 gauge out in his truck..

All is not lost though, they are on vacation until next Sunday and while I was in the bathroom she put her number in my phone.. It's going to be rough getting with her though b/c I'm sure daddy put the clamp down on her after that.. We'll see..

T-Matt