Who is/was the best lay of your life?

[cranny]

Have to say my wife of nearly 9 yrs. She just fits me perfect. Couldn't imagine much better. I'm very fortuante. I was somewhat scared of a long term relationship. You know, you here of the 7 yr. itch but I think it's only gotten better over the years. I would like it a little more often than what I'm getting at the moment but no complaints on the kitty when I do hit it

 

[Huckster]

Had 2 that were real standouts.Both were 3-input women who LOVED anal.But one could deepthroat like a freaking champion.She was incredible.Very tall,slim and athletic.Piercing blue eyes,she used to look up at me with while going down on me.I still think about her all the time.

The other one I am still currently enjoying off and on.She is the one I talk about in my "craziest partner you've ever had" thread.Not quite as talented or as hot looking as the above woman,but super fun and exciting in the bedroom.A total nymphomaniac.She is one I would consider having as a steady G/F down the road.We have a lot of fun together,in and outside of the bedroom.

These 2 have pretty much ruined me,as almost any other gal I spend time with in the bedroom seems boring and monotonous compared to them.They are a totally different stratosphere IMO.

 

[Wulfgar]

First off let me congratualate my boy Lestat
Ur the fuckin pimp bro!!
Can't make it to SS tonight. But Ill be there Sat so Ill call u tommorow bro.

secondly, hard choice to who is the best sexually. For pure sex? Id have to say the most skilled was current pornstar Jenna Haze when I was about 19 and she was 17. I met her @ Marie callenders when she was a waitress there. Just a total little slut even then. that chick fucked me and sucked me 6 ways from yesterday. It was completely animal lust. She liked everything I could do to her. Id literally sit around the house for hours just thinkin of shit to do to her. Great 6 months of my life..

 

[T-Matt]

First off let me congratualate my boy Lestat
Ur the fuckin pimp bro!!
Can't make it to SS tonight. But Ill be there Sat so Ill call u tommorow bro.

secondly, hard choice to who is the best sexually. For pure sex? Id have to say the most skilled was current pornstar Jenna Haze when I was about 19 and she was 17. I met her @ Marie callenders when she was a waitress there. Just a total little slut even then. that chick fucked me and sucked me 6 ways from yesterday. It was completely animal lust. She liked everything I could do to her. Id literally sit around the house for hours just thinkin of shit to do to her. Great 6 months of my life..

Jenna HAze.. NO FUCKING WAY.. NO.. you're a goddamn liar!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,

T-Matt

 

[T-Matt]

The best partner of my life was my ex g/f.. The only couple in Florida who actually enjoyed all those hurricanes in 04 and 05 was us.. During Hurricane Charlie we fucked 22 out of the 28 hours it affected us.. LIterally, we'd throw something in the crock pot and go fuck until it was ready to eat.. Then shower up watch some porn for 30 minutes and go at it again.. Make some breakfast and then back at it again..

If I were to go into every position and explain what a primal fuck session it was, I'd be here all night.. I just loved the duration oh and thank god for cialis!!

And I can't afford that because I'm single now and I gotta go get some strange.. Tonight is First Friday in Da Burg and that means that the young naive sluts are going to be out on the prowl tonight downtown.... I'm gonna go see if I can change my story

....... FUCKING JENNA HAZE.. FUCk YOU MAN.. seriously.. LOL.. fuck.. I love watching her ride somebody.. she fucking rides with authority.. like that penis is going to pay off all her bills, cure all the world's illnesses and father her children... The first time I saw her fuck I couldn't stop thinking about her, I am not fucking kidding..FUCK.. I hate you Wulgar, I really do.. officially.. damn

T-Matt

 

[Wulfgar]

she is a crazy bitch bro. when I met her I had to go pick her up from her house often to go out. She lived with her Mom(never knew her dad, suprise suprise!) in a shithole apartment in the bowels of Brea.
She was nuts, right when she would get in my old mustang she would be on the cock. she would lube up my dick and shoe it in her ass and ride me while i was driving down the road. she just had to have cock inside of her at ALL times. She wore me out. but damn I have some awesome memories.

 

[T-Matt]

she is a crazy bitch bro. when I met her I had to go pick her up from her house often to go out. She lived with her Mom(never knew her dad, suprise suprise!) in a shithole apartment in the bowels of Brea.
She was nuts, right when she would get in my old mustang she would be on the cock. she would lube up my dick and shoe it in her ass and ride me while i was driving down the road. she just had to have cock inside of her at ALL times. She wore me out. but damn I have some awesome memories.

Damn man.. Mad props for that.. Although she's a porn star now, that pussy STILL looks tight, I'm sure that shit was hella tight back in the days.. All I can say is :cheers: you fuck! lol.. There's just something about her portrayed young innocence that does it to me..

... Oh and last night.. hahahahaha.. I fucking screwed the pooch last night, boy lemme tell ya.... So, last night was First Friday here in da burg and we have a huge block party downtown every first Friday. Last night was especially big b/c all the local radio stations were down there and they had Devil Ray tints and different venders had displays and there was a concert too.. Some local punk band.. They actually weren't that bad.. So anyways I went strolling around by myself.. But anyhow it was so busy downtown that none of the bars were check ids.. Shit, I saw some drunk ass 12 or 13 year olds, it's crazy..

Well, I met this INSANELY hot petite blonde chick that was down on vacation from Ohio last night at a bar.. She was full of energy, had an absolutely gorgeous smile, had this adorable aura about her, a nice rack, a tiny ass little waist, a GRRRREAT ass, and a tongue ring.. What more could a guy ask for, seriously?!?!1 She was a solid 9.. So yeah, we're playing darts and she's slamming down drinks like it's water on a hot summer's day.. We're flirting like crazy and basically trying to undress each other. I lift her skirt up and look up under there and she was so tanned and that baby blue thong was looking so yummy.. We start messing around with each other while we're throwing darts and tickling each other and she is just going straight for the cock so I start thumbing her in the ass and grabbing her titties..I'm telling you this chick just had so much energy I was getting so excited about the things she is going to do with me in bed.. I'm fucked psyched, this bitch is going to just fuck my brains out, I can feel it..

The second we start making out I get a tap on my shoulder from an unexpected party.. Now I'm thinking maybe it's one of my boys and maybe one of her friends or something... So, I kind of take my time, and really grab into her ass and enjoy the tongue ring and slowly begin to turn around and right as I am the look on her face was unforgetable.. I seriously thought that she just saw a 15ft tall grizzly that was about to pound us into the ground. So, I just go ahead and turn around and it's some short chubby bald guy with a very unpleasant look on his face. I'm thinking, ok, this guy needs to get the fuck out of my face before i knock his ass out. He looks me dead in the eyes and says "What the fuck do you think you're doing with my daughter?" i'm like "I was umm.. playing darts, getting to know her, you know.." He goes "Son, I'm about 2 seconds away from kicking your goddamn ass. Do you know how old she is?" I was like "Well, no, I never asked.. She's what 20? 21?" He says "No son, she is 17" I almost fucking swallowed my tongue... I thought for sure she was at least 19..

She left the bar with her dad and I was just glad to get away alive.. lol.. you just don't know.. That fat bastard probably had a 12 gauge out in his truck..

All is not lost though, they are on vacation until next Sunday and while I was in the bathroom she put her number in my phone.. It's going to be rough getting with her though b/c I'm sure daddy put the clamp down on her after that.. We'll see..

T-Matt

 

[Wulfgar]

holy shit dude!! why the hell was her dad there in the first place? and secondly. did you score the phone number? remember, when she is 18, daddy cant say shit.

 

[BigRupe]

Think about it? And do you think you'll ever sleep with someone who will top your current #1. For those of you that are married, is it your wife or someone during a distant and wild past?

I think my new personal best tonight. Amazing.

I have had about a dozen that are tired for first place. LOL

 

[T-Matt]

holy shit dude!! why the hell was her dad there in the first place? and secondly. did you score the phone number? remember, when she is 18, daddy cant say shit.

See, downtown St. Pete on first fridays is like a family fest man.. There were a bunch of booths and games and shit for kids to do and I guess he just thought his daughter was into that kind of shit.. Well, this chick, from what I understand now from talking to her last night, was supposed to stay with her brother.. Her brother is 22..Well, her brother met a broad and rode away with her leaving her by herself.. She said her dad is a big time alcoholic and that he came into the bar for a drink, not reallly looking for her.. What's crazy too is that like 5 minutes before he came I suggested that we go to another bar further away from the festivities but I was just too busy feeling up and making out with her thinking dirty thoughts..

I was going to hang out with her last night but went to Round Up instead.. (Round Up is sick..it's a country bar and shit but the ratio is out of this fucking world.. so many hot bitches) No strange last night but I got a couple hot bitches' numbers..

Anyhow like I said I did get her # and she and I are going to meet up during lunch sometime this week to unleash our primal instincts upon one another.. I'm going to eat that pussy 'til my mouth goes fucking numb.. I've never been so excited to fuck a girl, ever.. PERIOD.. I'll try to take some pics of this chick, ya'll have to see her.. I just talked myself into a fucking raging hard on..

T-Matt