What's the best type of sex?

[Advaik]

For me, it's Sympathy Sex. You know, when you make yourself out to be a real loser and if you find the right girl they'll feel so sad for you and fuck your brains out to cheer you up.

 

[vinylgroover]

Anal sex. I am one of the last true romantics.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

mud whistle sex...

 

[KnoXville]

For me, no sex. My sex drive is in the negative numbers right now

Is this an attempt at getting sympathy sex?

 

[Taps]

Any sex that involves me is good.

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

Sex with a belt sander..... cant beat the heat

 

[BlkWS6]

The best sex (well atleast if you are married or in a relationship) is that "welcome home" sex after not seeing the person for atleast a couple of weeks. As soon as you see the person you just want to tear them apart and go crazy! Absence makes the heart grow fonder in more ways then one!

 

[Vortexx]

Fucking the secretary of your boss in his chair and smoke one of his cigars afterwards..!

 

[marcus123]

Sex on the first date.

 

[TEST APE]

I tend to like the Girlfriends mother or sister..........See who sucks the best cock in the family...

Or even better the "My boyfriend cheated on me and now is time to get even"...................


Or the blowjob from a fat girl on a Diet............Hungry.. Hungry ..Hungry.........