We all love dogs!!!

[dballer]

Ok.. some of us like cars.. and some of us like trucks. Some of us like bombs, and some of us like giving away our hard earned money to immigrants. Some of us like girls.. and some like... well, lets get to the point.

We can fight and cuss and threaten to light eachother on fire (get the joke RoidDog? hehe) But if you do not like dogs... well, I guess it is fair to say I dislike you. If you abuse dogs.. I dislike you.. no I hate you.

So.. who has dogs.. and lets see pics!!! I have 3 dogs (I live on 300 acres) I have a 4 year old Rott (male) a 3 year old Warlock Doberman (male) and a 7 year old mean as piss junkyard dog (female). I am looking for pics of my kids now. Lets see yours (no human kids either)

 

[dballer]

Here is Stone.. my Doberman. This is the coolest dog. He is standing near the mess that came out of my best friends van before a camping trip. This dog is one big muscle. But he is also the most friendly of the three.

 

[Night Fly]

He's so purty!

 

[dballer]

Thanks!! He is my best friend! Wanna meet him?

 

[HumorMe]

Here is Stone.. my Doberman. This is the coolest dog. He is standing near the mess that came out of my best friends van before a camping trip. This dog is one big muscle. But he is also the most friendly of the three.

I thought you said no kids pics.....oh....sorry...the four legs threw me there for a sec!

 

[dballer]

South of the Mason Dixon Line!!! I like that. Me too!!!

 

[HumorMe]

dballer

How far south are you? SC here. 300 acres....nice spread! Any ponds for fishing and what about hunting?

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

We all love dogs!!!

Especially Houndogs!

 

[b fold the truth]

You have a dobe too? Mine is 12 and very sick...my oldes son. I hate not being able to post pics anymore

B True

 

[dballer]

dballer

How far south are you? SC here. 300 acres....nice spread! Any ponds for fishing and what about hunting?

Well, we have a nineteen acre lake, we just caught a 11 pound large mouth in there last month. But no hunting on the land. See I am a hippy and I hate gun.... just kidding. We ride dirtbikes all the time out here.. so NO HUNTING> HUNTERS WILL BE HUNTED!!

I am outside of Atlanta. (25 minutes)

 

[dballer]

You have a dobe too? Mine is 12 and very sick...my oldes son. I hate not being able to post pics anymore

B True

Bro.. I will post them for you!!!

 

[spongebob]

So.. who has dogs.. and lets see pics!!! I have 3 dogs (I live on 300 acres) I have a 4 year old Rott (male) a 3 year old Warlock Doberman (male) and a 7 year old mean as piss junkyard dog (female). I am looking for pics of my kids now. Lets see yours (no human kids either)

damn, 300 acres, who the hell are you, ben cartwright or little joe or something? that aint right for you to have 300 acres and i have less than 1/8th. damn, where's hop-sing?


anyway, yea i gotta a mutt, but im not good enough to post the little bastard. i dont have the bling-bling, the PLATINUM baby!

oh well you'd probably laugh at it anyway.

 

[dballer]

Re: Re: We all love dogs!!!

oh well you'd probably laugh at it anyway.

WRONG YOU ARE!!! I like ALL dogs.

I am piss poor. I just got a nice place to live. It is my friends property. I just live out here and kill all of the tresspassers. haha

 

[TheClash]

That's Stownio. He is my friend. he is well mannered. He Lives in Dallas, Ga and enjoys chasing dirtbikes and swimming. Say the word Sitzen and he parks hus ass. Good boy! Full of talent I tell you! He is one sweet dog. Just don't cross his ass! Loves the company of fellow canines and people bearing the World famous Big Montana From ARBYS. Ignore the scares and scabs on his pelt. I assure you they are Not contagious. I know, they formed after a swim in the lake. From first hand experience I can tell you this. Nobody (other than myself) contracted cheese-foot. If that didnt spread, nothing on the Stonewall will!
Stonewall Jackson,gravel chasing beautiful mule....You are indeed an inspiration and friend to all.
You are right, thanks to you....I now love cats.....They do taste like chicken!!! Love ya Stonio!

 

[HumorMe]

Well, we have a nineteen acre lake, we just caught a 11 pound large mouth in there last month. But no hunting on the land. See I am a hippy and I hate gun.... just kidding. We ride dirtbikes all the time out here.. so NO HUNTING> HUNTERS WILL BE HUNTED!!

I am outside of Atlanta. (25 minutes)

Nice catch......my largest bass was 10.26 pounds(caught him in a tournament). Sounds like a real nice place you have. My neighbor has 800 acres near Myrtle Beach. He took an old tobacco barn and renovated it into a house and added huge master bedroom to it. Looks like it should be in a magazine! We hunt deer, turkey, dove, quail..well...really anything that happens to be running or flying by! Would love to have a place like that....or yours for that matter!

 

[dballer]

That's Stownio. He is my friend. he is well mannered. He Lives in Dallas, Ga and enjoys chasing dirtbikes and swimming. Say the word Sitzen and he parks hus ass. Good boy! Full of talent I tell you! He is one sweet dog. Just don't cross his ass! Loves the company of fellow canines and people bearing the World famous Big Montana From ARBYS. Ignore the scares and scabs on his pelt. I assure you they are Not contagious. I know, they formed after a swim in the lake. From first hand experience I can tell you this. Nobody (other than myself) contracted cheese-foot. If that didnt spread, nothing on the Stonewall will!
Stonewall Jackson,gravel chasing beautiful mule....You are indeed an inspiration and friend to all.
You are right, thanks to you....I now love cats.....They do taste like chicken!!! Love ya Stonio!

hahaahaaa YA FREAK!!!! hahahahaaahahahaaa

 

[spongebob]

Re: Re: Re: We all love dogs!!!

WRONG YOU ARE!!! I like ALL dogs.

I am piss poor. I just got a nice place to live. It is my friends property. I just live out here and kill all of the tresspassers. haha

yea me too! hell i like cats too and birds and i especially like llamas. uhmmm....llamas.

 

[dballer]

Nice catch......my largest bass was 10.26 pounds(caught him in a tournament). Sounds like a real nice place you have. My neighbor has 800 acres near Myrtle Beach. He took an old tobacco barn and renovated it into a house and added huge master bedroom to it. Looks like it should be in a magazine! We hunt deer, turkey, dove, quail..well...really anything that happens to be running or flying by! Would love to have a place like that....or yours for that matter!

I do not really hate hhunting.. I like to hunt. But we do ride dirtbikes.. and it is not safe to have gunfire and dirtbikes at the same time.

 

[TheClash]

Damn Tom,
I would back your ass up if you the last white boy on the planet! No words about Cooper? Yeah she may sniff you, But she is my mule!! Get up here with the camera..How about this? A picture of Stone and Coupe in a 70 model Camaro chillin and diggin on some CDB? Drag race slicks and all!!!

 

[HumorMe]

Re: Re: Re: Re: We all love dogs!!!

yea me too! hell i like cats too and birds and i especially like llamas. uhmmm....llamas.

Well shit....we'll hunt them too! we'll fuck 'em first, though! Just a redneck here!

 

[dballer]

I don't know if Stone and Cooper would be the right mix... Maybe if I take him out of his element.... Why don't you have pics of Coop??? That is weird, quit drinking Windex and go buy a camera!!

 

[dballer]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: We all love dogs!!!

Well shit....we'll hunt them too! we'll fuck 'em first, though! Just a redneck here!

Boy.. you 'bout crazy as owl shit!!!!

 

[spongebob]

hey d-baller, shot-caller. thanks for the karma bro-ski! and as carl(slingblade) would say, "mmgrrr' i like you too!"

when i figure out how to send my pic of "angel", i will.

btw, never name a dog angel, it will backfire on dat ass.

 

[HumorMe]

We have a dog and a cat! Weiner dog named Max. He is undoubtly the smartest fucking dog I have ever had! Son of a bitch owns us...we don't own him! Bastard just chewed up my brand new sofa that was just delivered last week! I should have financed it and quit paying on it and let them repossess it! Had the cat declawed yesterday. She gave my 10 year old daughter Catch Scratch Disease about two weeks ago! Doctor said it has to run it course because there is no medication to cure it. Dr. said it would take anywhere from 2 to 24 months to clear up! I love animals but this is pushing the limits here! Don't get me wrong...they are still alive...but crazy shit has passed through my mind since all of this happened. I would never hurt them but I would sure as hell give them away if the kids weren't so attached to them.

 

[HumorMe]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: We all love dogs!!!

Boy.. you 'bout crazy as owl shit!!!!

Crazier!

 

[dballer]

We have a dog and a cat! Weiner dog named Max. He is undoubtly the smartest fucking dog I have ever had! Son of a bitch owns us...we don't own him! Bastard just chewed up my brand new sofa that was just delivered last week! I should have financed it and quit paying on it and let them repossess it! Had the cat declawed yesterday. She gave my 10 year old daughter Catch Scratch Disease about two weeks ago! Doctor said it has to run it course because there is no medication to cure it. Dr. said it would take anywhere from 2 to 24 months to clear up! I love animals but this is pushing the limits here! Don't get me wrong...they are still alive...but crazy shit has passed through my mind since all of this happened. I would never hurt them but I would sure as hell give them away if the kids weren't so attached to them.

The dog can chew up a couch.. it is a Weiner Dog.. those are funny to just watch sleeping.
But the cat hurts the kid... gone.

 

[dballer]

Here is B Folds dog!!!

 

[dballer]

Here is another one of B Folds dogs!!!

 

[TheClash]

Dogs are a topic a the Clash can really dig. Without dogs,life would not be worth living. Take Lewis Grizzard and Catfish the black lab for example......I cried when L.G died. Then his lab died less than a week later. Coincidence? NO! The man was meant to be with his dog. Any of his seven ex wives die within a month of him......Think about it.. Dogs are the pathway to a mans spirit. I trust very few people who arent dog lovers. The dog is loyal and the best judge of character. my dog is my best friend. God bless all dogs.

 

[dballer]

I guess Jordan is in the first picture and Isaiah is layin down. Man I dig the way Isaiahs ears are cut. That looks tough!! So Jordan is the one you bring all over with you?

 

[HumorMe]

The dog can chew up a couch.. it is a Weiner Dog.. those are funny to just watch sleeping.
But the cat hurts the kid... gone.

They do sleep funny. Sleeps on his back with all four legs up. He's been trying to to give the cat his stiffy ever since we got the cat about three months ago. Poor fucker never has had a piece of ass.
Funny story:
My father-in-law has a male weiner dog also. His is older than ours and his has always humped the shit out of ours ever since he was a pup. Now, we can't leave those two in the same room. We did during this past Easter during our Easter egg hunt. When we came back to the house, Max(our dog) was standing on the porch with a far away look in his eyes and worn out to a frazzle and his dick was dragging the fucking ground. I looked at him and he looked at me and I thought he was going to ask me for cigarette! Max liked to never got is schlong back into his little carrying case. It was so fucking funny! He must of walked and stretched for an hour trying to slip the cover back over his pecker!Location event......Guess you had to be there!

 

[spongebob]

Here is B Folds dog!!!

nice dog B'Fold. i love shepards. they are my favoriiite dog in the whole world.
i had one before, i had to give him away when i went in the navy. no pets allowed. thats bullshit. insensitive bastards.

now that i think of "louie" i should have bailed on that whole military thing.

 

[litig8r]

When I was in college I showed St. Bernards. I lived on my family place and they had about 250 acres to run on. Had three at one point. When I went to law school, I sold them ( no good places for these dogs in Houston.) I've been back home for a number of years but never got another dog. My daughters are wanting me to get one so I'm trying to decide what to get. I'm considering:

Bloodhound
Black and Tan or Blue Tick Coon Hound
Wiemeriner
Mastiff
German Shorthair Pointer

any ideas? want a mediaum to large dog with short hair and good around kids

hasta

litig8r

 

[TheClash]

I can tell B folds dog is better than 99.9% of the people I have ever met. It is absolutly beautiful. Name? Damn, I could use a game of fetch right about now! I Must admit Other than my dead end job, I like to drink windex...Just kidding. please dont try this at home.....or anywhere!!

 

[spongebob]

They do sleep funny. Sleeps on his back with all four legs up. He's been trying to to give the cat his stiffy ever since we got the cat about three months ago. Poor fucker never has had a piece of ass.

you know whats strange? "angel" is a female and she humps the shit out of our cat("kitty").
the kicker is, the damn cat is a male.

 

[dballer]

They do sleep funny. Sleeps on his back with all four legs up. He's been trying to to give the cat his stiffy ever since we got the cat about three months ago. Poor fucker never has had a piece of ass.
Funny story:
My father-in-law has a male weiner dog also. His is older than ours and his has always humped the shit out of ours ever since he was a pup. Now, we can't leave those two in the same room. We did during this past Easter during our Easter egg hunt. When we came back to the house, Max(our dog) was standing on the porch with a far away look in his eyes and worn out to a frazzle and his dick was dragging the fucking ground. I looked at him and he looked at me and I thought he was going to ask me for cigarette! Max liked to never got is schlong back into his little carrying case. It was so fucking funny! He must of walked and stretched for an hour trying to slip the cover back over his pecker!Location event......Guess you had to be there!

I almost pissed my pants laughing at that.

 

[spongebob]

"who let the dogs out...woof...woof!"

 

[HumorMe]

you know whats strange? "angel" is a female and she humps the shit out of our cat("kitty").
the kicker is, the damn cat is a male.

LMAO!

At least she isn't gay like my dog is! Of course, I have never seen a female hump on a male like that...oh...I forgot...yea I have.....it was nine months before my second daughter was born!

 

[TheClash]

What did you say about Louie? Are you talking about Bradly nowells beloved Dalmation? The Whole reason I LOVE Sublime Is no one else sings about their dog. Fuck politics....Sing about your dog!!! Or your bicycle!

 

[spongebob]

What did you say about Louie? Are you talking about Bradly nowells beloved Dalmation? The Whole reason I LOVE Sublime Is no one else sings about their dog. Fuck politics....Sing about your dog!!! Or your bicycle!

R.I.P. "louie".
my "louie" of course.

 

[spongebob]

LMAO!

At least she isn't gay like my dog is! Of course, I have never seen a female hump on a male like that...oh...I forgot...yea I have.....it was nine months before my second daughter was born!

yea my cat just lays there, a "dead" fuck. you know he's pissed as hell.
the dog is a mix of schnuazer/chiwawa(sp). little yappin' bastard to say the least.
but she's(holding qoutation fingers up Dr. evil style) family.

 

[b fold the truth]

Jordan is in the first pic...mini blue healer...very hot tempered and protective.

Isaiah is in the 2nd pic...dobe. Very calm unless someone rings the doorbell or tries to get near me when they shouldn't. He is 12 now, very bad shape and will be very lucky to make it through the Winter. He is my first son, and I love him dearly.

B True

 

[HumorMe]

I almost pissed my pants laughing at that.

Here's another story of the cat:

Kitty has been litter trained since she was just a few weeks old. We came home late one evening....it was kind of dark in the den as we came through the front door. I slowly walk in thinking something isn't right because the pets are nowhere to be found. I walk slowly over on our persian rug in the den(remember..it was kind of dark) and I feel my shoe just kind of sink into something(Shit) I became livid! I rolled the rug up and hauled it out the front door and threw it on the porch and took the water hose and hosed it down.(it stayed on the front porch a week and a half drying out). Kids go up the stairs and yell back down..kitty-kitty stinkied on the stairs! By now, I could have strangled her! I come in and tell the kids to find the cat and bring her to me! They do! I opened the front door and put her on the porch! I get all of my cleaning bottles, disinfectants, deodorizers, gloves, etc. I look like a NASA guy treating something radioactive. I go up the stairs and bend over looking at this pile. I start to spray it and take a closer look at it. It's a big fucking leaf my youngest daughter had drug in from the yard! I run back downstairs to get the cat and spend the next hour and a half searching the neighborhood for our cat! They are going to be the death of me.....and soon too!

 

[TheClash]

All dogs rule...I will see ya at the Southeastern Dragway. One last thaught.....REMEMBER what is really important. Family aside. Love your God, Your country and your fellow man. With that foremost, Big Dogs.V8 cars tractors and farmlands all across America. Stand tall for what you believe in..Remember. No one everwon a war by dying for his country. You win a war by letting the other poor , dumb bastard die for his country, George S. Patton

 

[dballer]

All dogs rule...I will see ya at the Southeastern Dragway. One last thaught.....REMEMBER what is really important. Family aside. Love your God, Your country and your fellow man. With that foremost, Big Dogs.V8 cars tractors and farmlands all across America. Stand tall for what you believe in..Remember. No one everwon a war by dying for his country. You win a war by letting the other poor , dumb bastard die for his country, George S. Patton

GREAT POST!!!!

 

[spongebob]

HumorMe's story reminded me of some shit.(no pun intended)

1. for some strange reason "kitty" likes to eat plastic(bags, bows and etc.). then it comes out in his shit or throwup. you know that old jokr about the pets leaving you a present, well its true in this case. his shit or throwup will have colored ribbons or plastic in them resembling a "present".


2. the goofy ass dog always eats cat-poo out of the litter box. its disgusting. we just try to make jokes about it, like there goes "angel" getting a "snacky-cake" again.


3. "louie" (god rest his soul)took a shit in the back seat of my toyota corrolla a long time ago. A 150# GERMAN SHEPARD TOOK A SHIT IN MY CAR!!!

 

[TheClash]

A note to Bfold....
I had to put my first dog down in 97. I loved him dearly and it broke my heart to say goodbye. My only advise....be there.if you dont cry you arent human. Winston was in my arms when He left me. I may cry right now. Been years but I still miss him. When the time comes. grieve for a the necessary time and get a dog from the pound. In the long run, saving a dog's life can be as therapudic as saying goodbye to an old friend. all dogs are from heaven remember that. women will leave you...Dogs will hang around until the end!

 

[rushx79]

have no pix but i love my dog to death.. her name is ATHENA and she is a black and white boston terrier.

 

[HumorMe]

HumorMe's story reminded me of some shit.(no pun intended)

1. for some strange reason "kitty" likes to eat plastic(bags, bows and etc.). then it comes out in his shit or throwup. you know that old jokr about the pets leaving you a present, well its true in this case. his shit or throwup will have colored ribbons or plastic in them resembling a "present".


2. the goofy ass dog always eats cat-poo out of the litter box. its disgusting. we just try to make jokes about it, like there goes "angel" getting a "snacky-cake" again.


3. "louie" (god rest his soul)took a shit in the back seat of my toyota corrolla a long time ago. A 150# GERMAN SHEPARD TOOK A SHIT IN MY CAR!!!

Kitty-Kitty doesn't eat all of that shit but she growls when she eats like a tiger or something! Our dog is the king a cat poop! Makes cleaning the litter box that much easier! He always drags the shit into the hallway at the stairs to eat it though. Carpet is filthy! Max(10 pounds of pure humping machine) took a shit in my Suburban. I know how much he can shit, so I can't even image an 150 lb. shephard dumping in a small car like that!(We had a carolla years back so I know how small they are. You probably needed to fill you air shocks absorbers to get home!

 

[spongebob]

Kitty-Kitty doesn't eat all of that shit but she growls when she eats like a tiger or something! Our dog is the king a cat poop! Makes cleaning the litter box that much easier! He always drags the shit into the hallway at the stairs to eat it though. Carpet is filthy! Max(10 pounds of pure humping machine) took a shit in my Suburban. I know how much he can shit, so I can't even image an 150 lb. shephard dumping in a small car like that!(We had a carolla years back so I know how small they are. You probably needed to fill you air shocks absorbers to get home!

it was a total surprise. me and a friend were coming back from the beach(you would think "louie" would be grateful for going) and all of a sudden it hit us like a mac truck.
i HAD to pull over immediately. can you imagine pulling into a stop&go and opening the doors for all to see. we took the entire back seat out and had to use the convenient store water hose to wash it. i took the plugs out of the drain holes.
it took about hour.

 

[HumorMe]

Dogs can astound with their intelligence but they can piss you off so bad when they do things like that. Hell, cats are stupid as fuck but they can shit in a box(usually). Guess you can't have the best of both worlds though!

 

[spongebob]

i guess we could cross breed and have a cat-dog, like the cartoon, its kinda of funny, but i dont watch it much.

 

[HumorMe]

i guess we could cross breed and have a cat-dog, like the cartoon, its kinda of funny, but i dont watch it much.

I think Max watches that cartoon too much! He has been experimenting alot! I hate to tell him it's all in vain. Had the cat declawed and spaded yesterday! $139.00 on a cat that was given to us free! Economics just don't add up!

 

[spongebob]

I think Max watches that cartoon too much! He has been experimenting alot! I hate to tell him it's all in vain. Had the cat declawed and spaded yesterday! $139.00 on a cat that was given to us free! Economics just don't add up!

yea "kitty" needs his shots. no telling what thats gonna set a brotha back. he was a freebie too. now he eats me out of house and home. damn things gotta weigh 13pounds.

 

[HumorMe]

yea "kitty" needs his shots. no telling what thats gonna set a brotha back. he was a freebie too. now he eats me out of house and home. damn things gotta weigh 13pounds.

Fuck!.......my two pets don't weigh that much combined! I think he must have found your gear stash!

 

[Bigsatan13]

Thirteen years ago I bought my first American Pitbull Terrier. I will never own any other breed of dog. She protected my family when I was not home. She guarded my motorcycles and other property in the families absence. She stood watch over me while I slept. When strangers were around she would always position herself in a spot where she could defend her family if the stranger made themselves no longer welcome. My greatest memory of her was how she stood next to me while federal agents served an arrest warrant on me, fearless as 12 guns were drawn down on us! She passed away last spring. It was a bad time for the family and still upsets us at the thought of it. We have other Pits, but there will never be another one like her. B-Fold, I know how you feel about your dog, just try to keep him comfortable and spend as much time as you can while you have him. In the months before she passed, my wife served her more steak dinners then we ate! I promised my daughter a new puppy and it looks like we'll be getting one soon.

 

[spongebob]

Fuck!.......my two pets don't weigh that much combined! I think he must have found your gear stash!

that bastard has put on the weight, and im fearful of what is gonna happen over the holidays.

 

[The Shadow]

Here is a pic of my gorgeous wife and our 5 year ols Rottie. Pic is about 2 years old:

 

[spongebob]

Here is a pic of my gorgeous wife and our 5 year ols Rottie. Pic is about 2 years old:

you lucky bastard you! my compliments to both.

 

[HumorMe]

(In my best John Belushi voice)

How much for the lady?


Damn Corn..very nice pic! That makes coming home worth it!

 

[dballer]

BUMP for BFold

 

[ORGANON CANON]

Your wife is very pretty Cornholwe, how'd you get her? j/k. My gf wants me to get her either a rottie or a pincher for x-mas.

 

[ORGANON CANON]

BTW- If I send a pic to somebody can they shrink it a post it for me? I want to show you guys my big Iguana, maybe my pussy too.