Tough decision to make tonight: Sex or Friends?

[EnderJE]

lmao. not the responses I expected. apparently you guys understand being in a dire need for sex.

married with young kids...need i really say more?

 

[jerseyart]

LOL

One of the greatest things about being a guy is the ability to cancel even the most long term plans simply by saying "I have a chance to get some pussy tonight."

Tell your bro's you got to work, study, visit your dying parent in the hospital and you'll catch shit for not showing up.

But say big tittie Suzie called and is on her way over, and no one says a word

 

[EnderJE]

LOL

One of the greatest things about being a guy is the ability to cancel even the most long term plans simply by saying "I have a chance to get some pussy tonight."

Tell your bro's you got to work, study, visit your dying parent in the hospital and you'll catch shit for not showing up.

But say big tittie Suzie called and is on her way over, and no one says a word

Guy rule #14.

 

[manny78]

she'S almost a plumper but has the greatest ass ever ? Euhhh somehting is wrong there....

 

[KillahBee]

she'S almost a plumper but has the greatest ass ever ? Euhhh somehting is wrong there....

for real - this girl has the waste of a 12 year old girls but a big ol ass. and it's sexy as hell

 

[Gambino]

vagina should definetly overrule

 

[UA_Iron]

the answer is painfully obvious.

 

[marshallmadman]

I thought we taught you better than this. PUSSY! Go blow a fat sack all over that sweet ass.....you'll be glad you did.

 

[string_bean00]

Call me a fag, but I'd go hang out with the friends. You haven't seen them in a couple years, you said.



That, and you're going to be annoyed as fuck all night until the act of penetration.

 

[marshallmadman]

Call me a fag, but I'd go hang out with the friends. You haven't seen them in a couple years, you said.



That, and you're going to be annoyed as fuck all night until the act of penetration.

That's why you stuff your cock in her mouth the second she gets in the door. It's pretty tough for a bitch to talk with her mouth full.