Top 10 things to do while having sex

[Naeem]

Lol argent im with you there.. I get massive ham cramps, so doggy and shit is dangerous for me heh, dont really know why, but when it hits, FUCK it hits hard and ill be in pain for hours.

 

[ajtomasi]

think of other women.

Best Response Ever!

 

[Robert Jan]

Pull out just before you cum, quirt on her, toss some change on her and LEAVE with a completely straight face.

*SPARE CHANGED*

 

[Deleted member 33117]

TRy not to have a ass, ham, or calve cramp.

THANK YOU! OMG, all this time I've thought I'm the only guy who has unbearable hamstring craps sometimes if I have sex within 24 hours of finishing a leg workout. Its kind of funny though because one time a girl thought I was cumming when I had the cramp... until I was like... "Damnit! My hamstring is cramping...fuck! help me straighten my leg back out!"

 

[casavant]

6. Think about how wearing a condom during sex is the same as wearing a balloon on your tongue while eating a steak.

Yep. That's the #1 thing I do.

Good analogy.

 

[I.B. Orpheus]

10.sweat
9.grunt
8.grab a hand full and squeez
7.suck her nips
6.flick the clit
5.ask her how much she likes it.
4.ask her "Whos the man!"
3.stick a finger in her poop shoot
2.doggy stile in front of the mirror
1. MONEY SHOT!