Top 10 things to do while having sex

[DisCreeT]

take a protein shake while on bottom to enshur there is zero muscle loss!

 

[revexrevex]

 

[DisCreeT]

welcome to the boards bro, you already have my respect.

while doing a cardio event like this u gotta make shur just encase, i mean the muscle is the reason ur gettin the sex anyway? right? lol

 

[sk*]

while doing a cardio event like this u gotta make shur just encase, i mean the muscle is the reason ur gettin the sex anyway? right? lol

Uhhhh, no, not really. LOL

That's just me though.

-sk

 

[DisCreeT]

im shur it helps to influence, i mean u may get it cuz ur in a relationship, but me kind of one night stands, i give credit mostly to the muscle, lol, oh and of course my stunning good looks

 

[argent]

TRy not to have a ass, ham, or calve cramp.

 

[gonelifting]

Come on, if you don't she will. I've had several women admit that they watch the clock to time a guy.

Hey I got those "gadget" clocks that go 3 minutes for every minute that goes by. So If I last 20 minutes, the chick thinks an hour went by.

It`s great.

and Makes a wonderful Christmas gift.

 

[Burning_Inside]

find a reason to fart on her face

 

[Paulos]

1. Hope she doesn't tell our mom.
2. Wonder where I'm going to hide the body.
3. Wish she was still alive because cold skin sucks

 

[supersizeme]

Beat the back of her head with my rubber bat while I honk my big red nose. Then give the fake, squirting flower a couple of pumps so she thinks I came, and then when she turns her head around I cum in her eye. <-- "Fish Eye"